Rudolph’s Laptop

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Ho ho ho

Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling, falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)

Rudolph, what have you done?
They've found your laptop, it's a smoking gun
You've ruined Christmas for everyone
Rudolph, what have you done?

Shame on Rudolph
What you have done, you imbecile
Shame on Rudolph
My only son ruined it all
Shame on Rudolph
What you have done, you imbecile
Shame on Rudolph
My only son ruined it all

Laptop from hell they call it
Laptop, they memory-holed it
Close call, they took it down
No sweat, we’re safe and sound
Laptop from hell they called it
Laptop they memory-holed it
Dick pics and crack-cocaine
And China and Ukraine

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas Rudolph

Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling, falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)

Laptop from hell they call it
Laptop, they memory-holed it
Close call, they took it down
No sweat, we’re safe and sound
Laptop from hell they called it
Laptop, they memory-holed it
Dick pics and crack-cocaine
And China and Ukraine

My sleigh was ready to go
But you've been doing deals and smoking blow (ho ho ho)
Ten for the big guy is a lot of dough
You said nobody would ever know

Shame on Rudolph
What you have done, you imbecile
Shame on Rudolph
You thought you were invincible
Shame on us, like father like son
Ruined it all
Shame on Rudolph
Cancelled, postponed

Only Big Tech can save Christmas
Only Big Tech can save Christmas
They censored the story
Of Rudolph being naughty
Santa will be free again
Only Big Tech can save Christmas
Only Big Tech can save Christmas
They censored the story
Of Rudolph being naughty
Santa will be free again
Santa will be free again