Ruder Than Rude

[Verse 1]
I'm going pissed to church and sing
The Russian national hymn
I like to fart in libraries
And I do it with a grin
And fuck, fuck, fuck
My best friend's girl
And tell him she's a slag
And in a crowded aeroplane
I love to use the bag

[Chorus]
I'm mean, I'm bad, I lie to you
I never tell the truth
Set fire to your bed at night
And shit into your boot

[Post-Chorus]
So, if you ever should think for yourself
How nice it would be, oh so nice
Rip off your sister's teddy bear
Stay rude - that's my advice

[Verse 2]
Selling dope to teenage kids
Is the biggest fun
The money I get out of it
Enough to buy a gun
I steal old ladies' handbags
And I drink the last beer
I nick my bosses' Jaguar
And sell it much to dear

[Chorus]
I'm mean, I'm bad, I lie to you
I never tell the truth
Set fire to your bed at night
And shit into your boot

[Post-Chorus]
So, if you ever should think for yourself
How nice it would be, oh so nice
Rip off your sister's teddy bear
Stay rude - that's my advice

[Instrumental]