For the first time, I went to the Burrow
When they rescued me with their flying car
And Mr Weasley, he held his hand out to greet me
And he said, ‘Harry, I heard you live with Muggles
‘‘Cause I collect plugs and I love that Muggle stuff
I can’t figure out how aeroplanes stay up
So, Harry, can you tell me
What’s the function of a rubber …’
Ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks, ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks
Ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks, ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks
In my fifth year, we went to St Mungo’s
When I rescued him from Voldemort’s snake
And he tried to use some old Muggle stitches
But it turned out to be a big mistake
‘Cause he collects plugs and he loves that Muggle stuff
He can’t figure out how aeroplanes stay up
‘So, Harry, can you tell me
What’s the function of a rubber …’
Ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks, ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks
Ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks, ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks
Rubber ducks make such a good companion
They’re friendly little yellow duck-shaped fun
There is only one function
‘Cause rubber ducks are really freakin’ awesome (awesome)
Ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks, ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks
Ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks, ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks
Ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks, ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks
Ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks, ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks
Ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks, ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks
Ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks, ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks