ROYALTY FREE CHRISTMAS MUSIC 6

[Song 1: A Song From The Royalty-Free Christmas Choir]
[Chorus]
If I catch you under the mistletoe
You must French me with your tongue
Yes
That's the rule, it's legally binding
Now we're soulmates, isn't that cool?

[Outro]
Hmmmmmmmm

[Song 2: A Song By Baby Yoda]
[Chorus]
Sins don't count on Christmas
You can do whatever you like
Crime is legal for 24 hours and
Nothing is off the table

[Outro]
I did it

[Song 3: Where Is Shrek 5?]
[Intro]
All I want for Christmas is something rather small
You cannot buy it, cannot find it in your shopping mall
Yes, all I want for Christmas is not a thing that you can hold
It's just another chapter of the greatest story ever told

[Chorus]
Where is the Shrek 5 trailer?
Put it in my mouth
Where is Fergus, Farkle, and Felicia?
Do Donkey and the dragon still bone?

[Song 4: Santa's Apology Video]
I'm sorry for skipping the poor
The truth is that they should get jobs
I've disabled likes and I've turned off the comments
Ho ho ho ho ho ho, I win

[Song 5: A Very Mixed-Up Christmas]
I, uh...
Santa, and he's happy, and his belly is full of toys
Reindeer in the manger, and the stockings are filled with snow
Lights on all the candy canes, and Baby Jesus on a sleigh
Aw

[Song 6: Cats]
I took my parents to see "Cats" with me
Now they have both disowned me
This is not a Christmas song

[Song 7: Chestnuts]
Chestnuuuuuuuuu—

[Song 8: How To End Divisive Political Talk At The Christmas Dinner Table]
[Intro: Left Jack & Right Jack & Middle Jack]
[divisive political talk]
Guys!

[Chorus: Middle Jack, Left Jack, Right Jack, & Middle Jack, & Left Jack]
Where is the Shrek 5 trailer?
Put it in my mouth
Does Pinnochio still like to wear thongs?
Please give Mike Myers work
Merry Christmas