Royal Flush

[Jibberish talking]
GARRY!
How ya doin' Bob?
That fucking cunt!
He was at me house last night!
I think I saw him at the cheese factory
He's kind of like skinny but muscular
I don't even know his name
Shut your mouth bitch

[Verse 1: Eso]
Well hello, let me introduce myself, they call me
Macka, Big Macka
And my voice-activated house doesn't even work
But I'm back in the lab again making something out of dirt
I got a spliff in my top pocket, I got a cannon
The size of something you can't possibly imagine
I jump off boats, I cut through hills and gutters
I bluff the whole table like fuck you, silly duffers

[Verse 2: Bliss]
We changed the game like when the first boat came with cocaine
Paved our way with gold flame, flows aim to blow brains
(With cards up my sleeve I play old maid with dope dames)
Undercover secret agent, code name is Coltrane
In a dusty jazz bar is 00 deuce with 008
The two 008 troublesome two
With a robo-tech DJ I'm cued across the fader
To the crew who drops the flavour, three smooth operators

[Chorus]
(Just like that...)
(Just like that...)
(Unfortunately, we haven't time to play games...)

[Random conversation]
008
Yes 00 deuce?
Have you got your trusty set of monkey wrenches?
It's in my purple bag
Great, you stick them up for the gummy bears, and I'll take care of the sniper on the roof
Okay, you take this puzzle, there's no answer

[Verse 3: Bliss]
With my researchers, I do sidewalk astronomy
We burn the weed in seconds, I'm just chillin' in my building
With a verdun street collective, see, we struck a major chord
With the magic from the stage, I soar, doubt nevermore
The raven's rapping at your chamber door
So praise the lord and see unusually different
Beautifully gifted sailing forth, mad musical misfits
Me, myself and my melody mistress make a monster meek
With magic in misty mountains where the mace and mobsters meet

[Verse 4: Eso (Bliss)]
They call me
Cosmic cowboy, Kookaburra killer
Max back on the track, yes I'm iller
And the last emcee I barbecued on my grilla
Yes, for rilla, yes, for rilla
So back the fuck off me and go and make me coffee
You rappers think you're Rocky but not one of you can stop me
That's why I puff opium with Christopher Walken
In an Amsterdam cafe at six in the mornin'
I'm kickin' the door in, you bitches are boring
I'm bringing the storm in cause you chickens are snoring
(Can you vision me soaring in this blizzard performing
And paint crosswords like clockwork in glistening orange)

[Chorus]
(Just like that...)
(Just like that...)
(Unfortunately, we haven't time to play games...)

[Random talking]
Heeey, I saw you put that ace up your sleeve honky
You gonna cheat me out of my money?
Hoco, loco, lets bounce on these honkies

[Verse 5: Eso (Bliss)]
I'm at the gambling spot with my hand on my cock
Lookin' for another block I can damage and rock
I'm surfin' with fishes, I'm pervin' on bitches
My mission on this bus is to get dirt on them minges
(When news framed troops came for Hussein's fuel chain
They say dollars make cents but all I got is loose change
Shoot game, I'm that wild cat through the hoop's flames
Till doomsday, it's Bruce Wayne on a crusade)

[Verse 6: Eso (Bliss)]
I'm the king of the committee, watch me think of something witty
Like a boring board meeting and I slip myself a mickey
Don't eyeball me, bitch, my clique is the goonies
My guard dogs are hard rock, bitch, with an Uzi
(Through the world wind we pass batons, swinging it like a magic wand
Poetical patterns like pebbles perpetually skipping across that placid pond
Are you catching on? Let me give you a key
True love is not a cage, it's a home in which you are free)

[Chorus]
(Just like that...)
(Just like that...)
(Unfortunately, we haven't time to play games...)

[Random jibberish and samples]