Roy vs Spamton - Deltarune Rap Battles

[v.1 Roy]

I'm the father-figure in the shadows of the screen
Watching a mad dummy attempt to shatter the light
Double check the darkness in the basement of the queen
Wakey wakey, you're not alone on a Saturday night

Let me just say this, as a hidden boss, you're basic
This puppet's just the same twist, I don't call that creative
I reach to entertain kids, your M.O.'s just to yell at tots
This'll be the second time that you fall to yellow shots

I'm the hand that holds the wires you don't wanna start a war with me
Evеn next to what I offer buyers your talе's too bland of a course to eat
Big Shot Autos got retired now a heart on a chain in your story beats
Extend an arm to make you expire like your car's extended warranty

[v.2 Spamton]

HEy EVERY [ONE]!!! We may need to paUSe the RPG
Brought to you all in High Definition Television Standard RBG
BecAUSe a Bert and Ernie abomination? said we must part Green
So Which LUcky vieWer l1Ke YOU!!! will w1n a brand new...RB G?

Spamton, handing out the best deals, number 1 since '97!!!!!!
Even [[LIVING IN A GARBAGE CAN???]], I'm cleaner then your gr1my lessonS
WaTCH M3 I'm so [[FLY]], mama!!! Strike you like a fly swatter
Like a Butterfly, g0nna, send this cr33py guy to [[h e a v e n]]

Kid, you [[ :/ me]] w1th your lines but a detail I d0n''t grasp is
The show was offered sp0nsors And picked [[the smooth taste of aspic?]] That's whack!!!!!!!!
How you gonna make the wacky stacks with an act like that?
This match is a fat big piece of cake that I put in my [[heart shaped object]] in it when I rap on tr4cks!!!!!!

When I drop a record... Hot singles are in your area~
You only attracted edgelords............ Hot topics are in your area
[[laughter]] You grabbed the mic and you fl0pped
It's only fitting w1th what happened with [[Hyperlink Blocked]]

[v.3 Roy]

No wonder you're not a threat to Kris you only spun an empty disk
That only brought in degenerates, and that's me being key-generous
Spell this out like December with my arms, it's not wise running hands
No more vacation days... Take a goddamn trip to Punish Land!

[v.4 Spamton]

H0chi mama!!! Th1s must be why fathers underground are locked up
Spawned up clocks and wasps but l0st the plot 'n made [[TODDLER]] rot up!!
Trashy has more impact than BEcky and Joe's run
I've seen better puppet shows fromm [[SuperMarioLogan :)]]

[v.5 Roy and Manny]

Ugh... Why don't you make like Lancer and shove it?
Or I'll end you like your game did, twitching on the ground
You look like something my son would come up with
I might MS Paint, a picture of a clown

I would leave you dropped in filth for your pleads
But it seems like your shop site did it for me
Jevil has a more Seam-less little story
Leave you pissed like I'm a full inventory

You're getting cut off the air again
I'll be your gameshow host tonight
A fitting end for your arrogance
The bird brain picked up the phone and died

[v.6 Spamton and Spamton NEO]

This [[little sponge]] should [[soak up all the]] oiL before he drownz!!!
We don't need- Mike... - you're already the loneliest in---
Hello? Can you hear me? I hope it's not too late to inform you--
Huh? What??? [[Hello?]] Who is this? I t ' s f o r y o u

I'd rather bask in Queen's acid then have to attend this absentee's Father's Day
Wanna fight on the spot? I'll take the crown when you throw this battle off the train
It pulls the strings and makes em sing about basic th1ngs with bad labeling
I gave a [[ring]] and it make me k1ng!!!! I'm a [[BIG SHOT]] icy like a Holiday

I became [[TH3 BIG ON3!!!]], you got stomped by [the red1]
If you needed [[HELP]] that badly, you should have just [[pressed F1!]]
[[Unintelligible Laughter]] It-it-it's curtains for this sorry sight
Tha-thank you all for 2ning in!! And I'll see you. tomorrow night