Roxanne - “I Love Your Nose!” Speech

When I close my eyes, I see you again and again. Your eyes, your face. The way you walk. And your style. Your wit. And your nose, Charlie...I went inside and I thought what it was about Chris that attracted me. It wasn't the way he looked. Well, that's not true - at first it was the way he looked. But it was how he made me feel. He made me feel romantic, intelligent, feminine. But it wasn't him doing that to me. It was you. All these other men, Charlie, they've got flat, featureless faces. No character! No fire! No nose! Charlie - you have a big nose. You have a beautiful, great big, flesh-and-bone nose! I love your nose! I love your nose, Charlie. I love you, Charlie. Well?

In response, he told her: "Are you kidding?", then slid down her roof onto the porch and acrobatically performed a full body somersaulting flip off the porch to the ground in front of her, where after a few awkward moments of finding the right angle and having him tilt his head to the right, she kissed him.