Roxanne - 20 Elongated Nose Joke Insults

All right, all right, twenty something betters. Here it goes. Let's start with, uh,
Obvious: Excuse me, is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face;
Meteorological: Everybody take cover, she's going to blow!;
Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like Wyoming;
Personal: Well, here we are, just the three of us;
Punctual: All right, Dellman, your nose was on time, but you were fifteen minutes late;
Envious: Ooh, I wish I were you. Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear;
Naughty: Pardon me sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away;
Philosophical: You know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's in it that matters;
Humorous: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and it's goodbye Seattle;
Commercial: Hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95!
Polite: Uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo.
Melodic: Everybody. 'He's got the whole world, in his nose';
Sympathetic: Ooh, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?;
Complimentary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on;
Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides?;
Obscure: Whoa, I'd hate to see the grindstone! Well, think about it.
Inquiring: When you stop and smell the flowers, are they afraid?
French: Sir, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave!
Pornographic: Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once! How many is that?...
Religious: The Lord giveth - and He just kept on giving, didn't He?
Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair?
Paranoid: Keep that guy away from my cocaine!
Aromatic: It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee - in Brazil.
Appreciative: Oooh, how original! Most people just have their teeth capped...All right,
Dirty: Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it? You smart-assed son-of-a-bitch! Flat-faced, flat-nosed, flat-head.

He then punched the man unconscious: "Has he fallen yet?"