Rouxls Kaard (Deltarune) VS ENA

[Intro: Shimario]
Rap Battle!
ENA!
Versus
Rouxls Kaard
Begin!

[Verse 1: Rouxls Kaard (Rosenthal)]
Make wayeth!
Make wayeth!
For Rouxls' Entrance
I keep it clean and eventh once a duel commences
But when you're all blocky and not too symmetric
You shall be-eth not one, but two exceptions!
Ironic...
Your web show would get folks excited
But once you had a BBQ, lesseth were biting
Whyeth?
You're still the same explorer of the strangest views
A change of hue and a hat shallst not make it new!
But if you're running shopeth, you neede to get a profit
I could fiteth perfectly inside your empty pockets
You don't selleth, just yelleth and get snappy
If you were still blue and yellow, thoust would have green
You've soldeth nothing with your cheape tactics
To see-eth paper made you'd need Glasses
But if you're just here for the bosseth
Then maketh like your game, keep walking

[Verse 2: ENA (Rosenthal, SaltedPearls)]
Oh!
You must be my 10 o'clock
You have a shop?
I have chocolates for a pathetic dog
So let's skip the gimmicks, to you they have use!
But red or blue, I'll still bring down the house, Rouxls!
So you're saying you don't know where the boss is?!
I suppose it is a given, you are jobless
But once I get your whole name penned, you'll be employed again
Hm
God knows the rest
Stuck with all kinds of pocket junk Kris keeps reserved
You have got quite the modicum of genius germs
Shake on it
And to reel you in, here's a freebie first
If you're such a fiend for worms
You'll be beneath the dirt!
Act as is you're big and strong
You'd never get to be that tall
Without the enemies you've brought
'Cause you're just a mini-boss!
Standing listlessly to watch, you're not doing anything!
You're not doing ANYTHING AT ALL!

[Verse 3: Rouxls Kaard (Rosenthal)]
Hold it!
Look to where I pointeth
You're grosseth
Employedeth by cultists exalting toilets
So admireth my divine charms, not thateth
For I'm a child of your god-
Damn it!

[Verse 4: ENA (Rosenthal, SaltedPearls), Unknown]
My my
Somebody here is rosey red
Under the weather?
Eh? I doubt you're over them!
Creep!
Wanting to budge into couples easy peasy...
But if this lamp's got shitty wishes, you must be the ge-
Bathroom

[Verse 5: Rouxls Kaard (Rosenthal)]
I... feeleth a tingle...
How didn'th I realize thoust two were single?
Chasing freedom, but you're what I wanteth
A Rouxls-shaped hole's in thine hearte AND stomach!
Soeth come now!
You can part with Rouxls
And we'll start own owneth low poly-cule
Investeth in a future that's made of oure dreams
Be sensible for once and please stayeth with me

[Verse 6: ENA (Rosenthal, SaltedPearls)]
Sorry...
I must decline your arrangement
My only ties are with business relations
You moron!
Get outta my sight with your puzzle slop!
Yeah, I'm "pushing block"...
...so you can FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!
You worked overtime
And it's weird that you're who paid
Turned into damn stone!
Talk about a poker face
So I'd say it fits the church never had you in it
'Cause your service here is finished!
Bless you for your business