Rose Without Thorns

She's a rose without thorns
She has petals pink and red
When she's angry she is never mean --
She just needs some watering
And all is well within my
Flower bed

She's an orange without the peel
A baguette without the heel
A picnic punch without the flies
[Something] where no-one dies
So I guess it isn't much surprise
How I feel

In the garden of night I unfastened the hatches
I ran through the rose bush but only found scratches
When I saw in the clearing the one
For me
Fo-o-o-or me-e

She's a good scotch without the bite
Makeup sex without the fight
A pretty mink coat without the death
Garlic bread without the breath
And she stole my heart without the theft
(Spoken) I know, it's right here

In the garden of night I unfastened the hatches
I ran through the rose bush but only got scratches
When I saw in the clearing the one
For me
Fo-o-o-or me

She's a rose without thorns
A nice loud sneeze without the scorns
Filet mignon without the heart attack
LSD without the flashbacks
Cave days without the clobbering
A Saint Bernard without the slobbering, she's a rose
She's a rose withou-out thorns