On the first day of the new year
Morning, January first
This past year wasn't great
And I think it's getting worse
Set for Better Homes and Gardens
In an empty parking lot
All the places are set
But there's something else that's not
Words without a care
You could make a home anywhere
Give me eyes to see
There's nowhere on Earth I'd rather be
In a setting so outrageous
With your uncle flagging down
Football fans passing through
In his paisley dressing gown
On the first day of the New Year
Under Pasadena rays
You can sure make a fuss
Of these happy holidays