Room Service [Live in Rotterdam]

[Verse 1: Napoleon Murphy Brock]
Honey, honey
Honey, honey
(Tush, tush, tush)
Honey, honey
(Tush)
Honey, honey
Yeah, somebody wanna

[Verse 2: Napoleon Murphy Brock, Napoleon Murphy Brock & George Duke]
Honey, honey
Honey, honey
(Tush)
Honey, honey
(Tush)
Honey, honey
(Uh-uh, this isn't right)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

[Instrumental Break]
Napoleon: Woah! Something, tryna thing to say. Tell me everything, yeah. I wanna be here all along, tryna get through to this song. Everything gonna be alright. Baby, don't you understand?

[Bridge: Napoloen Murphy Brock & George Duke, Napoleon Murphy Brock]
Doo-doo roo-hoo-hoom
(Right out back, there's a)
Doo-doo roo-hoo-hoom
([?])
Doo-doo roo-hoo-hoom
(Everywhere you go, there's a)
Doo-doo roo-hoo-hoom
(Just follow your nose, there's a)
Doo-doo roo-hoo-hoom

[Spoken Word Verse 1]
FZ: Hello! Hello! Is this room service?
Napoleon: Oh, this is the Rotterdam room service
FZ: Hey, buddy...
Napoleon: Hallo?
FZ: Do you speak English?
Napoleon: Little bit
FZ: You do?
Napoleon: Little bit
FZ: Say something to me in English
Napoleon: Ah...
FZ: Reassure me...
Napoleon: Bouillabaise!
FZ: That's not English. Look here, buddy, I am a hungry musician, can you tell?
Napoleon: You look a little hungry, ah, go ahead
FZ: I'm not gonna waste...
Napoleon: What would you like to eat?
FZ: I'm not gonna waste a lot of your expensive European time, however, listen carefully to this...
Napoleon: Remember now, you're not in your own country, you know...
FZ: I know you have to be humble when you're not in your own country, but look, I'm such a hungry musician, can you please get me something right away up to my room?
Napoleon: We're gonna bring you something very fast. What would you like to eat?
FZ: Well, it might sound a little weird to you at first but, I want a green hocker...
Napoleon: All you Americans are weird, what do you want, one green hocker
FZ: That's right. I want a green hocker...
Napoleon: One green hocker
FZ: In a Greyhound locker
Napoleon: In a Greyhound locker
FZ: Smokin'
Napoleon: Smokin'
FZ: In the Pygmy Twylyte
Napoleon: In the Pygmy Twylyte
FZ: That man over there knows what I'm talking about! Don't you? You speak English? Very good
Napoleon: I know he does, he looks one...
FZ: Hey, listen, get one for him over there, see that guy?
Napoleon: A green hocker, you want a green hocker in a Greyhound locker, you want it smokin' in the Pygmy Twylyte. How about a crystal eye?
FZ: Yeah, I wanna watch him, and I wanna watch him when he eats it, okay?
Napoleon: How about a crystal eye?
FZ: Okay. Yes
Napoleon: Would you like a crystal eye?
FZ: Get him a crystal eye
Napoleon: How about a crystal kidney?
FZ: A crystal eye and a crystal kidney
Napoleon: Would you like a crystal kidney? How about a booger bear on the roast? Beef, that is
FZ: A booger bear on roast beef?
Napoleon: Yeah. We've got a special one of those
FZ: Your English is not too good but you have to be humble when you're in somebody else's country
Napoleon: Okay, I don't understand
FZ: You a Christian?
Napoleon: Christian?
FZ: Well, don't, I don't wanna get personal, but
Napoleon: I wasn't there when they let the lions go outside
FZ: Well, look, are you a pagan then?
Napoleon: No, I
FZ: Are you a druid?
Napoleon: No, I
FZ: Are you a lightened Egyptian?
Napoleon: Ah, no, I'm not from Paris either
FZ: See, well, look, would you please, por favor...
Napoleon: Por favor
FZ: Mind here
Napoleon: Mind here
FZ: Get that shit up to my room right away
Napoleon: Happy...
FZ: 'Cause I'm hungry as a motherfucker
Napoleon: Hey, let me tell you, we're gonna send up somebody who's fast
FZ: Yes?
Napoleon: We can always depend on him. Every time there's a football game we call him "Big Mac," 'cause he's goin' so fast...

[Chrous 1: Napoleon Murphy Brock, George Duke, Both]
Bill, Bill, Bill Romero (Come on, help me out, George!)
Buddy, Buddy, Buddy Romero
Bill, Bill, Bill Romero (Buddy, Buddy)
Bill, Bill, Bill Romero
Bill, Bill, Bill Romero

[Spoken Word Verse 2]
FZ: Hello, room service?
Napoleon: Oh, Marty, Marty
FZ: Listen...
Napoleon: Big Mac truck
FZ: You know that chump Romero? You know that, that chump truck driver Romero that you were gonna send up with the food?
Napoleon: He didn't get up there?
FZ: He never showed up, buddy
Napoleon: You see he had to drive a long way every night. It's ridiculous. Those crystal eyes...
FZ: Yeah, I know
Napoleon: And the crystal kidney
FZ: I don't mind if he gets something to eat, I just don't want him to eat it when he's on the way up to my room, now can you...?
Napoleon: I'm sorry. I'll send someone else
FZ: You're gonna send up someone else?
Napoleon: I'm gonna send up by someone else who is even more efficient than he
FZ: Yeah? Is he reliable though?
Napoleon: Is he reliable? You can tell him to get the hotel towels and he will always get the best
FZ: I know, he's got connections
Napoleon: He says, no advances, he says, no dancing
FZ: Oh, yeah? Well, who could this be?
Napoleon: Nobody else but the one and only...

[Chorus 2: Napoleon Murphy Brock & George Duke]
Herb, Herb, Herb Cohen
Herb, Herb, Herb Cohen
Herb, Herb, Herb Cohen
Herb, Herb, Herb Cohen

[Spoken Word Outro]
FZ: Ladies and gentlemen, and especially that guy over there who wants the green hocker in a Greyhound locker, thank you very much for coming to the concert, hope you liked it, same to you, buddy, right there, and, uh, good night!