Ron WITH LYRICS (in a cool way)

(THIS IS A CERTIFIED)

Ron:
Do drugs, don't stay in school
(Dude wtf)
I'm breaking all the rules
Of what it means to be made
Of such pure comedy!

Boyfriend:
Not facin' off gainst a ghoul
This a new trick, playin' cruel?
Why are you so against
All gender equality?

Ron:
No women are really funny
Eat hot chip, be bi, no money
They trying to run my fade
Rob my money I am paid

Boyfriend:
Don't assume that they're all slutty
Why can't you be buddy-buddy
With someone going a cool way
With their identity?

Ron:
Look at you, actin' like a pimp
When in reality you are just a simp
You're girlfriend's just some
Brain dead sexy

(Ron, Boyfriend)
Come on man, what's with the insults
Imp, get the jist?
Bein' sexist won't give good results
You need to have a talk, consult?

Boyfriend:
Listen, you can open up
I'm not one that's here to judge, so

Both:
Why not tell me the reason

(Ron, Boyfriend)
Why you hate women?
Why you love women?

Ron:
She acted like such a
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Caught here with a random bloke
What did I do to deserve
All of that heartbreak, bro?

Boyfriend:
Seems like you took it in slow
Not like there was hands to throw
Why would she choose to leave you
You seem like a plateau...

Ron:
Once I open the front door
Heard horrid sounds from my top floor
She was in bed with a person
Packed her bags
They went out the window

Both:
Looks like this meme's gone haywire

(Ron, Boyfriend)
Let's hope there's no plan to conspire
To let you know, there's a plan to conspire
Don't try to get your revenge
I'll try to get my revenge
That relationship cannot be avenged
My relationship hasn't been avenged

Ron:
Givin' her some payback, it is deserved
Witnessing that, I'm more than disturbed
About the fact she left for a

(Ron, Boyfriend)
Do you have some sort of problem
Girl
With women who are sworn and solemn?
Life's a swirl
I think you're just homophobic!
You don't act in a cool way
I'm actin' in a cool way
With all the garbage that you say
Your raps are trash, listen to what I say
I hope you have a terrible
Listen man, I think it's wrong to be gay!
Trashy, shitty day

(CLASSIC)