Ron’s Parents

[video opens and we see Ron with a quill in his hand behind a piece of parchment that says "my parants"]

Ron: [writing] Dear Mr. and Mrs. My Parents. I miss you. Hogwarts is fun. I am learning magic a lot. See you at Christmas. Ron.

Harry, walking into the scene: Hi Ron. What are you doing?

Ron: I'm writing a letter to my parents

Harry: Oh. Your parents. Well isn't that nice? It's just so nice that you stay in touch with your parents. Your nice, LIVING progenitors who love you, and can talk to you.

Ron: You've met my parents--

Harry, interrupting Ron: HOW DOES IT FEEL, RON? HOW DOES IT FEEL TO RECEIVE CORRESPONDENCE FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU YOU INTO EXISTENCE? DOES IT FEEL NICE? I BET IT FEELS NICE. [breathing heavily]

Ron: Well, I guess I like it when my parents say--

Harry, interrupting Ron again: IT'S ALSO NICE TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD THINGS. I CAN AFFORD THINGS. CAN YOU AFFORD THINGS?

Ron: not much.

Harry: [whispering] I can afford happiness

[a crown appears on Harry's head and a chair pops up behind him; weird organ music playing in the background]

Harry: Sing for me!

Ron: [starts singing]

[rons singing in the background with the weird organ music]

Harry: ahahahahahah! No tears here in the court of [heasitates for a few seconds] happy King Harry!

Harry: NO. TEARS.

[organ music stops, Ron turns to Harry]

Ron: Do you want to spend Christmas at my house, Harry?

Harry, quickly: YES.

[it cuts to black and the video ends]