Ron Jeremy Testi-Monial

[Skit: Ron Jeremy]
Before I met the Isolated Beingz, I was a virginal choir boy who couldn't get laid. In fact, my dick worked so little it collected food stamps for being unemployed. One, it's like I carried a picture of my right hand in my wallet. That's how bad life was. But once they taught me the ways of sex, drugs, and wicked shit, it changed my life. Hell, they even made my dick bigger if you could imagine that. In fact, right now I'm over here by the microphone. My dick is out parked in the car. So I owe everything to Ruthless Rob and 2-Face. Thank you for making me the legend that I am, guys. Thank you, thank you, thank you. In fact, I have a tattoo on my penis of a bigger penis. Wicked Sindicate