ROMANIAN TYPE SHIT

[Intro]
Attention everyone
The following bars might give you romanian brainrot
Side effects include, excessive stealing
Got it?
Aight

[Verse 1]
I got a band, the trumpets insane
Im making the bands, like a video game
Dont go near me, im a swag attacker
Im far too high of the vin de casa
Im losing my sanity over the beat
These fucker's dont ever know bout my habits
My bollocks are bigger than chiftele
She riding me while I watch animat planet
I dont give a fuck cuz I dont need a room
I dont need a house and I dont need a tomb
Im like an antenna the way I look dumb
I go from a 3 to a 2 to a 1
I gotten myself some cheap ass glasses
My linguriţă's really neat
My bead jewelry look like eggs
I bit into one and I broke my teeth

Im spitting utter flames, like im on the flakka
I saw some guy's gagică, she crazy like șoșoacă
I took a peek at her gură, she got holes like a ceaușescu
My heart was beating fast, like im vadim tudor corneliu
He stood in front of my face, before he wacked me in the balls
I clench my fist in rage, as I fallen onto the floor
"Oh shit, im cooked" but losing to that prick would be wack
Grabbed a knife and I cut his heart out like the centre of the communist flag

[Verse 2]
Walked up to the woman (yuh)
And she couldn't resist (yuh)
And then out of nowhere (yuh)
She randomly gave me a kiss (huh)
"Yea I have to get going, I promise that I'll be back" (yuh, yuh)
So I dipped from there, and I went straight to my flat (yuh, yuh)
They stolen my fridge (nah)
They stolen my onions (nah!)
They stolen my washing machine (nah!)
And they stolen my oven (hell nah!)
Băsescu is bald (bald!)
Emil boc eats slop (slop!)
I dont fuck with udrea (fuck!)
Though she's kinda hot (hear me out though)

Yeaaaaaa... Im in the danube streets (aye)
Dont even think im in hungary, cuz I wouldn't have reached my peak (aye)
Motherfuckers ain't like me, cuz they dont got no mission (aye)
Im robbing all of this shit, just like the average politician (aye)
Sipping on that wine, that shit is simply the best (woo!)
Dont give a fuck about the french variant, I'd rather go to the vets (aye)
I put my big ass balls, into the beat, bitch I invest (aye)
Im on the train from chișinău to bucharest!

[Outro]
Hahahahaha
Yeah romanian type shit man
Shoutout zdob șI zdub
And um, pasha parfeni
Aight