Romance Novel Guy by Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives
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Romance Novel Guy Lyrics

You might think I'm creepy
Then suddenly get weepy
Girl, you ought to know the reason why
I’m a romance novel guy
I'm a romance novel guy

I'm a man of morals
And superbly built pectorals
And you haven’t even seen my thigh
I'm a romance novel guy
I'm a romance novel guy

I come from the highlands
And mean you no violence
But my manliness might make you cry
You'll become speechless
When I become breechless
But I've got an airtight alibi
I'm a romance novel guy

I knew you were a goddess
The moment I ripped your bodice
If you see Darcy, tell him I said hi
He's a romance novel guy
He's a romance novel guy
I’m a romance novel guy
We’re both romance novel guys
Romance novel guys

Romance Novel Guy Q&A

Who wrote Romance Novel Guy's ?

Romance Novel Guy was written by Dan Schmidt.

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