Rolling Stoned

[Verse 1]
Man I woke up turn't up
Half a blunt on my shirt with a burnt mark
Two girls covering my legs
Must have blacked out
Man's' pasted out with his hands in his girls mouth
Uh, that's freaky
What the fuck was I doing
I don't remember the night
I hope it wasn't too stupid
Now I'm looking at my iPhone pictures
Bitches on top of bitches
Blacked out we all at dinner
At Benihanas, go figure
I'm trying to be the new interest
Get a little trippy
Like AK and Issa
Nigga got the munchies
Now where my pizza
Now I'm going hard
I need to find Lisa
I'm in the middle of the party everything is slow motion
I should have sipped slower on the potion
I guess I'm gonna be stuck in this motion
Hand me a water and some Motrin
Oh, shit
Hangover bro and I got to go to work soon
Feeling real flat
Stunting like a cartoon
Not to mention head feeling like a monsoon
Can't be seen
Need to go and find a costume
Uh

[Chorus]
Now that's just how Rolling Stones live
It's that grown shit
That you throw up on the throne shit
Spark an L', mix your liquor
Fuck your liver, bitch
Bring your girl but make sure you leave with another bitch
Now that's just how Rolling Stones live
It's that grown shit
That you throw up on the throne shit
Spark an L', mix your liquor
Fuck your liver, bitch
Bring your girl but make sure you leave with another bitch

[Post-Chorus]
I love to drink and get high
I said
I love to drink and get high (High)
I love to drink and get high
I love to drink and get high (High)
I love to drink and get high
I love to drink and get high (High)
I love to drink and get high
At the same mother fucking time

[Verse 2]
I burn calories
All the ass I get
Go ask your bitch
I'm an asset
To her ass and tits
I'm a changed man
Like a pacifist
No bragging shit
(That's me)
Hol' up
I swear we on some other shit
We mixing liquor
Saying fuck these niggas
Been puffin Indo
Playing old Nintendo
Mario Kart
Mmm
Don't forget the naked twister
Don't bring your sister
You will lose her
You will miss her
To the weed and liquor
From all my niggas
That chipped in to fuck all you women
No bueno, I don't feel it
Before I go
Don't try to patronize no players
In a league of my own
Trying to focus on paper
23 years young
And not a fucking day later
Been me from the start
I'm not switching like Vader
Catch you on the flip side
I'll talk to all y'all later
The turn up is not your parents
But damn sure it's your maker
I said the turn up is not your parents
But damn sure it's your maker

[Chorus]
Now that's just how Rolling Stones live
It's that grown shit
That you throw up on the throne shit
Spark an L', mix your liquor
Fuck your liver, bitch
Bring your girl but make sure you leave with another bitch

[Post-Chorus]
I love to drink and get high
I said
I love to drink and get high (High)
I love to drink and get high
I love to drink and get high (High)
I love to drink and get high
I love to drink and get high (High)
I love to drink and get high
At the same mother fucking time