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[From Who Framed Roger Rabbit]
Eddie: "In a fit of jealousy, you wrote your wife a love letter?"
Roger: "That's right! I know that she was just an innocent victim of circumstance."
Eddie: "I suppose you used the old lipstick on the mirror routine, ayy?"
Roger: "Lipstick, yes. Mirror, no! I found a nice, clean piece of paper. 'Dear Jessica, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. 1-1000, 2-1000, 3-1000.'"

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