Rodeo

[Verse 1]
Every day, I get a little smarter
Watching the reruns of Welcome Back Kotter
Vinnie Barbarino and Laverne and Shirley
I've learned a lot from Larry, Moe, and Curly, yeah

[Verse 2]
Well, TV's great, but I'm your superhero
Like John Wayne and Bobby DeNiro
My ten-gallon hat fills up to eleven
Well, I'm the action figure that you want to take home

[Chorus]
And the cowgirls sing along
Ro-rodeo, ro-rodeo, ro-rodeo
Love is one big rodeo

[Verse 3]
Downtown, it gets pretty dirty
My white shirt turns grey by ten-thirty
A country boy looking for a showdown
In a hip hop shoot-cop hootenanny hoedown, yeah

[Verse 4]
When the stakes are high, the boys step aside
Now, it's time to let the big dog ride
Mr. Greenspan smiles and the bulls run wild

[Chorus]
And the cowboys sing along
Ro-rodeo, ro-rodeo, ro-rodeo
Love is one big rodeo

[Interlude]
Yippie-yo, kai-yay
All right, we're gonna break it down

[Verse 5]
Every day, I feel a little randy
Watching the reruns of Three's Company
Krissle and Janet and Mr. Roper
You never know, Jack Tripper just might get laid

[Chorus]
And the cowgirls sing along
Ro-rodeo, ro-rodeo, ro-rodeo
Love is one big rodeo
Ro-rodeo, ro-rodeo, ro-rodeo
Love is one big rodeo

[Outro]
Ro-ro-rodeo, rodeo-deo
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Ro-ro-rodeo, rodeo-deo
Ro-ro-rodeo, rodeo-deo
Ro-ro-rodeo, rodeo-deo