Rock Star

[Intro]
I sit alone with the radio on
I hear the DJ playin' my new song
I check my email and scratch my head
Get toast and coffee and go back to bed
'Cause I'm a rockstar, rockstar, get outta my way
I'm a big rockstar and I'm okay

[Verse 1]
I drive my daughter to high school
My other half, she thinks I'm a fool
I do the dishes and make the bed
I read the tabloids and shampoo my head

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a rockstar, rockstar and I'm alright
Rockstar, rockstar, I'm outta sight
Rockstar, rockstar, get outta my way
I'm a big rockstar and I'm okay

[Verse 3]
People all think I'm rich as hell
I drive a beat up car that don't work well
I got more debts than assets, my life's a mess
My bank account is showing less and less

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
I fold the laundry and sweep the floor
Look out the window and dream of more
I take out garbage, sleep on the couch
My neighbour's kids think I'm a grouch
I do the dusting, I make my lunch
If I sleep in, then I have brunch
I pick up groceries and pump some gas
My rockstar life's a pain in the ass

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a rockstar, rockstar and I'm alright
Rockstar, rockstar, I'm outta sight and I'm alright
Rockstar, rockstar, get outta my way
I'm a big rockstar and I'm okay
Big rockstar and I can't hardly play

[Outro]
That's alright, I still got my guitar
Need someone to tune it up, hey