Rock Show (Old Version)

[Verse 1]
What's that man holding in his hand?
He looks a lot like a guy I knew way back when
It's Silly Willy with that Philly band
Could be, oo-ee

[Verse 2]
Tell me, what's that man movin' cross the stage?
It looks a lot like the one used by Jimmy Page
It's like a relic from a different age
Could be, oo-ee

[Chorus]
If there's a rock show at the Concertgebouw
You've got long hair at the Madison Square
They've got rock and roll at the Hollywood Bowl
We'll be there, oh yeah

[Post-Chorus]
Come on now, [?], ooh
Ooh
Oh

[Interlude]
The lights go down, they're back in town, O.K
Behind the stacks, you glimpse an axe
The tension mounts, you score an ounce, olé!
The temperatures rise till you see the whites of their eyes, ow!

[Bridge]
I say!
Wow!
Ow!
Ow!
Shit!
Ow!
Baby
In my green metal suit, I'm preparing to shoot up the city
And the ring at the end of my nose makes me look rather pretty
It's a pity there's nobody here to witness the end
Save for my dear old friend and confidante, mademoiselle Kitty
Kitty, kitty, ow!
[?]

[Verse 3]
Tell me, what's that man moving to and fro?
Decibel meter doesn't seem to be reading low
But they was louder at the Rainbow
Could be, ooh-ee, yeah

[Chorus]
If there's a rock show at the Concertgebouw
You've got long hair at the Madison Square
They've got rock and roll at the Hollywood Bowl
We'll be there, yeah-ay
Yeah yeah, oh yeah

[Chorus]
I wanna tell you:
If there's a rock show at the Concertgebouw
You've got long hair at the Madison Square
They've got rock and roll at the Hollywood Bowl
Oh, oh, we'll be there, yeah-ay, yeah
Oh yeah
Yes, sir

[Outro]
If there's a rock show
Yes, you've got a long hair
There'll be rock and roll
Now in Hollywood
Rock Show
Ooh yeah, long hair
Madison Square
Rock and roll
Hollywood Bowl
Hey
There's a rock show
Ooh yeah, long hair
Madison Square
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey
Baby, ooh, ah, ooh, oh, now
Rock show
I've got to go to the rock show
Yeah, I've got to go to the rock show
Ay, long hair
What ya said?
Rock and roll
Tell me
Rock show
Come on now
Rock and roll
Tell me
Wo, wo, wo
Rock show
[?]
Long hair
Madison
Rock show
Gotta go home now
Rock show