Rock Paper Scissors

[Intro]
Meow, meow, meow
Chan chaka pyon pyoko riiiiin!
Meow, meow, meow
Chan chaka pyon pyoko riiiiin!
Meow, meow, meow
Chan chaka pyon pyoko riiiiin!
Meow, meow, meow
Chan chaka pyon pyoko

[Verse 1]
You're a handsome scissors boy who cut right through this paper girl
Dad’s a stubborn rocky man,but Paper-Mom surrounds his world
You're a handsome scissors boy who cut right through this paper girl
Dad’s a stubborn rocky man, but Paper-Mom surrounds his world

[Verse 2]
Let's eat an eggplant, then brush our teeth
Let's drink soda next so we don’t sleep
I can be a winner whenever I want
Play a game with me and I'll show you what I got

[Pre-Chorus]
Hug, hug, hug, you’re my only drug drug
Hug, hug, hug, you’re my only drug drug
Hug, hug, hug, you’re my only drug drug
Hug, hug, hug, you’re my only drug drug

[Chorus]
Life is a game like rock-paper-scissors, say!!
I’m gonna play likе Rock-paper-scissors, say!!
Life is a game likе rock-paper-scissors, say!!
I’m gonna play like Rock-paper-scissors, say!!

[Post-Chorus]
Sweetly sigh
Costume on schoolgirl
Kisses lie in the real world

[Verse 3]
Calling, texting just to say, “I love you
Snap a turtle, put him on my blog too
IPod, iPhone, I love you
Let them try to shoot me, you’re my parachute

[Verse 4]
Meow, meow, meow
Chan chaka pyon pyoko riiiiin!
“I scream! You scream, we all scream! for ice cream!!!"
No drugs, no alcohol, and no smoking. LSD shows me fantasy, no joking

[Pre-Chorus]
Hug, hug, hug, you’re my only drug drug
Hug, hug, hug, you’re my only drug drug
Hug, hug, hug, you’re my only drug drug
Hug, hug, hug, you’re my only drug drug

[Chorus]
Life is a game like rock-paper-scissors, say!!
I’m gonna play like Rock-paper-scissors, say!!
Life is a game like rock-paper-scissors, say!!
I’m gonna play like Rock-paper-scissors, say!!

[Post-Chorus]
Sweetly sigh
Costume on schoolgirl
Kisses lie in the real world

[Bridge]
Even if they call me fake or untrue
My feelings and smile belong to you
Kiss, kiss, love this endless bliss
Love is blind when you're on the A-list with
John and Yoko, Sid and Nancy
Romeo and Juliet, Mom and Step-Dad
Bonnie and Clyde, Joanie and Chachi
Jekyll and Hyde. S&M

[Chorus]
Life is a game like rock-paper-scissors, say!!
I’m gonna play like Rock-paper-scissors, say!!
Life is a game like rock-paper-scissors, say!!
I’m gonna play like Rock-paper-scissors, say!!

[Outro]
Shoot!
Meow, meow, meow
Chan chaka pyon pyoko riiiiin!
Meow, meow, meow
Chan chaka pyon pyoko riiiiin!
Meow, meow, meow
Chan chaka pyon pyoko riiiiin!