Roasting Every Fast Food Restaurant

[Verse]
[KFC]
Finger lickin'

[Burger King]
Have it your way

[Chick-fil-a]
Eat more chicken, be less gay

[In-N-Out]
A little more hype, a little less slay

[Chipotle]
Get a side of guac (Now you're gonna pay)

[Starbucks]
Got the white girls deep in a chokin'

[McDonalds]
Ice cream machines are McBroken

[Cracker Barrel]
This ain't the place to be woke in

[Denny's]
Best parking lot to do coke in

[Dairy Queen]
Outlived the actual queen

[Panda Express]
Spirit Airlines of Chinese cuisine

[IHOP]
This an infamous marketing team

[Krispy Kreme]
(Have you ever had a Krispy Kreme?)

[Outback]
When you can't afford a real safari

[Olive Garden]
Italy sweetiе, I'm so sorry

[Wendy's]
444, now that's gnarly

[Arby's]
If you eat here wеll, Good Luck Charlie

[Carl's Jr.]
Who goes here, not a clue

[Pizza Hut]
Who out-pizzas the hut?

[Krusty Krab]
They do!

[Taco Bell]
Tastes pretty good for being fake food

[Hooters]
Hamburger Marys for a straight dude

[Domino's]
Trisha Paytas is head of the chair committee

[Cheesecake Factory]
Kinda bland, but at least the stairs are pretty

[Sonic]
This litty, if you like waitin'
Roller skatin', beware of Caitlyn

[Outro]
Woah, woah, woah, bro, all I asked was where are we getting dinner tonight?
Okay, well, let's go over the options