ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE

[Intro]
Aye!
Gotta take my rubber bands off for this one

[Hook]
Aye, Berleezy! (Let's get it!)
Nah, let's get him outta here
Aye, Berleezy! (Let's get it!)
Nah, let's get him outta here
Aye, Berleezy! (Let's get it!)
Nah, let's get him outta here
Get him outta here, get him outta here

[Verse 1]
Man, fuck you, Berleezy, I really can't stand you
I'm on yo' head, boy, dome shaped like a sandal
You be cussing every vid, don't you know these shows for kids?
Got a shitty ass camera and yo' hairline don't exist
Nigga, get a fucking mic
Oh, wait, you just said "nigga," are you gone apologize?
Again, matter of fact, are you even black? Do you know yo' dad?
Oh, I do, he's Cinnamon Jack, would you look at that
Don't nobody care about you, they care about the roast
The only thing longer than yo' head are them fuckin' toes
Took a month off, where'd ya go? Don't nobody know
Then you come back, all unannounced, you need to be exposed
You a BFG, a big fucking geek
Same size as James Harden, but don't ever see you ballin'
You a waste of height, you whole life is pain and sorrow
Some get this fake-ass Brainy from Hey, Arnold!

[Hook]
Aye, Berleezy! (Let's get it!)
Nah, let's get him outta here
Aye, Berleezy! (Let's get it!)
Nah, let's get him outta here
Aye, Berleezy! (Let's get it!)
Nah, let's get him outta here
Get him outta here, get him outta here
Oscar Proud! (Let's get it!)
Nah, let's get him outta here
Dwight Howard! (Let's get it!)
Nah, let's get him outta here!
Shawn Livingston! (Let's get it!)
Nah, let's get him outta here
Get him outta here, get him outta here

[Verse 2]
Super sensitive, you be cryin' when they fry you heavy
Head built like the Plank from Ed, Edd n Eddy
You a Great Value Future, fake-ass Alsina
Even YouTube hates ya, so they content ID ya
Do you really have a skill, screamin' really pay yo' bills?
I wish Nickelodeon would sue yo' ass for half a mil'
But I'm back on that dome, dog, you should have a broke neck
I know that bitch is heavy, bruh, yo' head strong like a Bowflex
Yo' head built like a Boppo, yeah, Rugrats, take it way back
Headaches got headaches, teeth lookin' like train tracks
Got your own emoji, yes, you're the alien
When Beyoncé wrote "Surfboard," it was 'bout yo' cranium
Only roasting cartoons and you still be getting dissed, dog
Clickbait king, your whole channel is a rip-off
You slippin', bruh, I hope they catch you at the bottom
Barely upload, so you falling off like we in autumn

[Hook]
Aye, Berleezy! (Let's get it!)
Nah, let's get him outta here
Aye, Berleezy! (Let's get it!)
Nah, let's get him outta here
Aye, Berleezy! (Let's get it!)
Nah, let's get him outta here
Get him outta here, get him outta here
Grandad! (Let's get it!)
Nah, let's get him outta here!
Peyton Manning! (Let's get it!)
Nah, let's get him outta here!
Dwayne! (Let's get it!)
Nah, let's get him outta here
Get him outta here, get him outta here

[Verse 3]
Screamin' "Let's get it" just to give yourself a thrill
Bitch, you're in a room by yourself, you can chill
You rock a pedo-stache with those pubes on yo' chin
Having that much forehead should really be a sin
Your eyebrows are gone, and I really hope you're next
You went to school to be a teacher, but be failin' every test
Your career? Man, I'm telling you, the end is near
Listen to the chorus, bruh, my message is crystal clear!

[Hook]
Aye, Berleezy! (Let's get it!)
Nah, let's get him outta here
Aye, Berleezy! (Let's get it!)
Nah, let's get him outta here
Aye, Berleezy! (Let's get it!)
Nah, let's get him outta here
Get him outta here, get him outta here
Aye, Berleezy! (Let's get it!)
Nah, let's get him outta here
Aye, Berleezy! (Let's get it!)
Nah, let's get him outta here
Aye, Berleezy! (Let's get it!)
Nah, let's get him outta here
Get him outta here, get him outta here

[Outro]
Hold up, bruh, Batman?
You mean Frozone, you little happy baby bastard
Look at that dome! Is that Westside or SOS for "my head hurts"
Look at this fake ass MLK, are you having a brain an—
What kind of suit is that?! Is that mustard?!
Fake-ass Big Bird! Wanna be Steve Harvey so bad!