River Rat Defined (Skit)

[Skit]
River rat, a river rat, hehe, a river rat in Cheatham County is, like, if you're from the Harpeth side of Cheatham County across the river. You be calling the motherfuckers on the Ashland City side a river rat, it was kinda like, you know, a diss word to some sense. Some people like myself, I like being called a river rat 'cause I'm an outdoors motherfucker. So, yeah, I'll be getting drunk as fuck, going to Foggy Bottom, and cabrewing, if you don't know what cabrewing is then you ain't a river rat, so don't even ask me what it is. You just gotta be a river rat skin to know what the fucking cabrewing is, but anyways. Uh, yeah, that's what a fucking river rat is skin.​ Ha