Rinse Spin Cycle / Nicolas Cage

[Verse 1]
Now, last week
Rinse and spin cycle, once repeat
Fine, it's clear
That you don't want to see me, my dear

[Chorus]
When in Rome, when in Rome
Rinse in spin cycle, once repeat
When in Rome, when in Rome
Every good time comes with a receipt
So rinse in spin cycle, once repeat

[Verse 2]
To be honest, if I were you
I would've left me for him too
To be honest, if I were you
I would've left me for him too
Life's alright, life's fine
You're born, you wank, and then you die
To be honest, if I were you
I would've left me for him too

[Bridge]
I want to stay back and watch that
Nicolas Cage movie about the bat -bitten man on my TV at the flat
I'm scared my friends will learn to drive
Will I be needed still to offer rides?
I just want a friend there by my side
I don't need to be paid back for the firewood
That I covered payment for 'cause I
Don't want the money I just want a warm floor
What if nobody likes my music?
What will I do to still exude hubris?
I have a music degree and it's useless
Next week I die in a flash flood
Hold my head face down in the bathtub
A breath of bathroom air will be my last one
For you, I would conquer my chronic seasickness
And sail on the ship of Theseus
Hit the rocks and smash it to pieces
Rise again three days like I'm Jesus
Water parts as the shore comes to greet us
Bathroom lights go autokinesis
Fall again to the floor, the frame freezes
The final scene of 400 blows
But no french boy to run, strike a pose
'Cause my blood runs when the floor strikes my nose
I die face down on the wet tiles alone
Fourth wall break on my camera phone
I'm done

[Outro]
I'm done
I'm done
I'm done
I'm done
I'm done