A transcript of the credits in Naive Thieves' Ring Girl music video present from 2:00 to 2:19. Except for the few credits at the start, most of the acknowledgements are comedically fabricated to emulate an end-of-movie credit sequence. All possible spelling errors are left intact.
Directed by Marcio Rivera
Written by Naive Thieves
Producer - Sergio Camarena
Naive Thieves - "Ring Girl"
Director - Marcio Rivera
Writer - Naive Thieves
Producer - Sergio Comarena [sic]
Executive Producers - Horacio Beasanwish, Phillip B. Babydick
Director of Photography - Gerald "Jerry" Manhilow
Production Designer - Marge Parmesian
Editor - O. Black
Associate Producer - Betty Pambalamb
Costume Designer - Lorris D. Dangle
Visual Effects Supervisor - John Smegma
Music Composer - Vladamir Chang Horawitz
Casting Director - Seymour Saccs
Co-Producers - Doloris Chips, Oford Wilcox
Unit Production Manager - Chichi Bolanaway
First Assistant Director - Dylon H. O'Tfire
Second Assistant Director - Dylon H. O'Tfire
Third Assistant Director - Dylon H. O'Tfire
Forth Assistant Director - Dylon H. O'Tfire
Fifth Assistant Director - Dylon H. O'Tfire
Unity Production Mananger - Dick Sneeze
Art Director - Terrace Harris
Video Graphics Supervisor - Joshua Marks
Additional Casting - Milk Tomato
Production Accountant - Gennah Gititin
Additional Edititing - Grabrial Gronzolas
Assistant Editor - Dingus Stanwhore
Assistant Art Director - Thom Weiner
Set Designers - Chardonay Hooker
Conceptual Artist - Ron Tugnut
Storyboard Artist - Jack Goff
Graphic Designer - Chris Smelley
3-D Computer Artist - Arthur Takashitta
Forth Dimensional Dude - Lushious Pussay
Astro Visual Consultant - Mike Litorus
Fart Department Guy - Robert T. Baggins
Location Manager - Tin Foreskin
Asst. Location Manager - Coco Balaccat
Set Director - Big Dick Vic
Key Set Dresser - Igot "Whisky" Richard
Lead Person - Frooti Pispant
Property Master - Sabbath Rules
Asst. Property Master - Olly Chet
Wardrobe Provided By - Suburban Outfitters
Camera Operator - Cindy Drangus
Steadicam Operator - Honey Blumpkin
First Asst. Camera - Rickity Crickett
Second Asst. Camera - Meldor McKindrick
Libra Mount Cameraman - Palmala Handerson
Aerial Coordinator - Santa Clozzy Osborne
Second Unit Camera - Tucan Sammy Hagar
Still Photographer - Breath Michaels
Unit Publicist - Throbbin Thicke
Production Associate - Bulk Rogaine
Asst. Production Associate - Richard Burns
Script Supervisor - James Hyman
Second Unit Director - Joshua Chinamin
Second Second Asst. Dir. - Yall Sexist
DGA Trainee - Herit Cums
Set Staff Asst. - Basil McDonalds
Key Costumer - Lettuce Edwards
Set Costumer - Mark Marcum
Military Costumer - Kris Christopher
Sex Coach - Bronlo Suffacious
Costumer - Sally Wind
Green Screen Designer - Ham Sammy
Tailor - Stitch Dickens
Key Make-Up Artist - Adolf Chang
Mr. Audette's Make-Up Artist - Balake Washington
Make-Up Artists - Louise Snizzle, Grandma
8-Ball's Make-Up Artist - Phore Twenny
Key Hair Stylist - Bloeda Wheedup
Production Sound Mixer - Blake Miller
Boom Operator - Orangelo Jones
Boom Goes The Dynamite - Whammo Yayaya
Cable Person - Larolda Lydacain
Canabal Artist - Lou S. Snatch
Lead Computer Graphics - Garbage Dick
Computer Supervisor - Twinkie Chin
Asst. to Regional Manager - Dwight Schrute
Video Engineer - Ho Lee Fuk
Video Asst. Opperator - Consuela Bananahammaok
24 Frame Playback Engineer - Crap Bag
Chief Lighting Technicion - Joy Division
Key Grip - Alan Ivegotherpes
Best Boy Grip - Alter Boy #1
Who's A Good Boy - Doggo Johnson
Dolly Grip - Parton Petersberg
Crane Grip - Bird Holderouf
Special Effects Foreman - Lil Sleeper
Greensman - Lan Moer
Construction Coordinator - Bob Builderson
General Foreman - Lincon Loggins
Paint Supervisor - Brob Bross
Stand-By Painter - Bay Skote
Plasterer- Micully Calk'In
Labor Foreperson - Cancer Wilkilya
Lighting Technicion - Bulbasaur Jones
Chief Rigging Grip - Samantha Fukichi
Asst. Production Accountant - Butch Smuchins
Location Asst. Accountant - Jub Christ
Asst. to Mr. Garcia - Nunda Weiser
Asst. to Mr. Comacho [sic] - Whofer Ted
Asst. to Mr. Thorne - Forgetful Jones
Asst. to Mr. Audette - Candle Indawin
Casting Associate - Rainbow
Dialect Consultant - Joe Smith
Extras Casting (LA) - Finnigan Hernandez
Stunt Coordinator - O Fuk Ouch
Animal Trainer - Stop Dat Yu
Banana Tamer - Yer Mom
Craft Services - A Bag Of Chips
Catering - Beer Thirty Los Angeles
Projectionist - Wanda O'Queef
Transportation Coordinator - Jay Z. Wentworth
Transportation Captain - Scrotalia Tukk
The Transporter - Jrason Scrathum
Transportation Co Captain - Brabra Hogans
Location Picture Cars - Peepoo Porcelitz
Post Production
Supervising Sound Editor - Jimmy Jazz
Re-Recording Mixer - Lenny Lasagna
Sound Effects Editor - Lemmy Shmangit
Supervising ADR Editor - Sam Ashit
ADR Editor - Anne Banggit
ADR Mixer - Yolo Dolkin
Dialogue Editor - Fred Durst
Foley Editor - Buck Marty
First Asst. Sound Editor - Jacob Doney
Foley Artist - Mike Cole Jaqueson
Foley Mixer - Francine Galura
Song Wrangler - Uncle Ronnie
Orchestration By - Charlie Bitmi
Music Editor - Kyle Gracias
Asst. Music Editor - Tyrone Jones
Auricle Programmer - Hot Fudge
Music Scoring Mixer - Eugine Wallace
Opticals By - Phillis Dildo
End Titles By - Otis Pinking
Negative Cutter - Linda Tuggings
Positive Cutter - Iggy
Nutter Butter Cutter - Chad Brah
Color Timer - Ellin Pork
Cast
Zig-Zag - Levi Audette
Spyder - Nick Comacho [sic]
Lil Cheech - Kyle Garcia
8-Ball - Cameron Thorne
Narrator - Marcio Rivera
Microphone - Banana
Coco Thorne - Herself
Stuntperson - Bird Noises
Special Video Effects by
BORN ALONE VISUAL & SOUND CAPABILITIES INC.
Riverside, CA
"RING GIRL"
Written and performed by Naive Thieves
Courtesy of No Particular Record Label, Inc.
Filmed on VHS
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Naive Thieves
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Ring Girl Music Video Credits (Transcript) was written by Naive Thieves.
Naive Thieves released Ring Girl Music Video Credits (Transcript) on Fri Jul 29 2016.