Rigor Erectus

[Verse 1: Billy Obey]
I'm at Greenlawn with no intent to do harm
I brought two bottles of Boone's Farm
And that's two for you, and none for me
I dug all night just to keep you company (Right!)
I know its gotta be lonely underneath there
What's that? (I love you) Oh you're in love with me? Swear (I do)
Well girl, just know that the feeling is mutual
I've been making plans for us since your funeral
I can already hear you moaning out loud
There's just something 'bout the way that they lowered you down
They made me crazy, I wanna hit that
Went to give her a hug but her ribs cracked (What the fuck?)
Still I put my finger in her dry pussy and to be honеst
I never thought of stopping I just kept spitting on it
I got liquor, I got lovе and I got bud
So let's talk about the first thing that pops up (Boner!)

[Chorus]
I used to dig you, that's why I dug you up
(That's why I dug you up!)
I wanna kiss you, but you ain't got no tongue
(You ain't got no tongue, baby!)
Just me and you, and a bottle of booze
(Let's get drunk!)
At the bottom of a six foot grave (Okay)
And that might be the perfect place to show you
(My Rigor Erectus)
I know you a corpse I ain't trynna be sexist
A love like this is so infectious
Dead bitch get this (Rigor Erectus)

[Verse 2: Lee Carver, Joe Black]
I remember you were so pretty, ho
But the fact that you met your demise is pretty shitty
If a love like this is a crime, better commit me so
Dig up my honey film an unboxing video
Here I am, it's eleven at night
Slip the groundskeeper Clyde a five to get inside
Don't worry homie, I'm just ghost huntin'
I got a shovel and a duffle and there might be some corpse fuckin'
KY Astroglide, wet wipes, Lysol
A single red rose, twelve pack of White Claw
Fuck social distance, she only six feet deep
Beneath the headstone made of concrete
Under the stars our love is maintained
And I can't wait to sex up your skeletal frame
I really can't wait to make your casket rock
What the fuck, Joe!? (You got the wrong damn grave plot!)

[Chorus]
I used to dig you, that's why I dug you up
(That's why I dug you up!)
I wanna kiss you, but you ain't got no tongue
(You ain't got no tongue, baby!)
Just me and you, and a bottle of booze
(Let's get drunk!)
At the bottom of a six foot grave (Okay)
And that might be the perfect place to show you
(My Rigor Erectus)
I know you a corpse I ain't trynna be sexist
A love like this is so infectious
Dead bitch get this (Rigor Erectus)

[Verse 3: Joe Black]
In the cemetery 'cause I lost all hope
Got no friends, I'm a joke, got no bitch, 'cause I'm broke
I was being swallowed by my hopeless existence
Until I noticed something glowing in the distance
Thought it was cops or maybe lightning bugs
I made my way to the spot, no, it's drugs
When you're broke as I am that's like winning the lotto
Only words on the back was, "eat the whole bottle"
So I did, don't wanna fuck up fate (Fucked up)
Then I woke up naked in a dug up grave (What the fuck?)
The crickets are laughing and calling me stupid
They were stuck on her casket, I chewed through it
The rest is too gross so I don't tell it often
Just assume I hammered my nail in her coffin
No side effects so I don't feel sick
But I awoke with a six inch maggot for a dick (Ew)

[Chorus]
I used to dig you, that's why I dug you up
(That's why I dug you up!)
I wanna kiss you, but you ain't got no tongue
(You ain't got no tongue, baby!)
Just me and you, and a bottle of booze
(Let's get drunk!)
At the bottom of a six foot grave (Okay)
And that might be the perfect place to show you
(My Rigor Erectus)
I know you a corpse I ain't trynna be sexist
A love like this is so infectious
Dead bitch get this (Rigor Erectus)

[Chorus]
I used to dig you, that's why I dug you up
(That's why I dug you up!)
I wanna kiss you, but you ain't got no tongue
(You ain't got no tongue, baby!)
Just me and you, and a bottle of booze
(Let's get drunk!)
At the bottom of a six foot grave (Okay)
And that might be the perfect place to show you
(My Rigor Erectus)
I know you a corpse I ain't trynna be sexist
A love like this is so infectious
Dead bitch get this (Rigor Erectus)

[Outro]
"Ooh wee, girl. On a night like this, with celestial beauties raining down, I can only envision creeping on into your crib and getting in between your lips, performing cunnilingus on your beautiful corpse, and that's a joke of course, unless you're serious, about pursuing something a little bit romantical. Hoo, I can give a consent of your family you remain a next to kin, huh, and we can do it again, and that's you know what I'm saying? Heh, woo, you know what I mean? You're stiff. Let me loosen you up, baby. That's right. Just like that."