​rickandmortyinterlude

[Sample: Rick & Morty]
Oh, man, Rick
I'm looking around this place and I'm starting to work up some anxiety about this whole thing
All right, all right, calm down
Listen to me, Marty
I know that new situations can be intimidating
You're looking around, and it's all scary and different, but
You know, m-meeting them head on, charging right into them like a bull — that's how we grow as people
I'm no stranger to scary situations, I deal with them all the time
Now if you just stick with me, Morty, we're gonna be-
Holy crap, Morty, run!
*screams*
Run, [?] Morty, run
I nev- I've never seen that thing before in my life and I don't know what the hell it is
Dude we're gonna get out of this, Morty, they'll kill us
We're gonna die!