The Toy Dolls
The Toy Dolls
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The Toy Dolls
The Toy Dolls
The Toy Dolls
The Toy Dolls
The Toy Dolls
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Liberace, I can see, you'll agree, he's unique
But this pompous git, must admit, thinks he's it, he's a freak
Ballade Pour Adeline's a disgrace
Steal his score coz he's a waste a space
Smash his smarmy
Smash his smarmy face
Richard, Clayderman's a creep
Richard, all women wail and weep
Richard, Richard makes grannies gulp and blush
French blonde knob, he ain't no bobby crush
He never fails
With the scales
That the dames can't resist
(Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard)
But why all the fuss
For a dumb
Hideous pianist?
Ballade Pour Adeline's a disgrace
Steal his score coz he's a waste a space
Smash his smarmy
Smash his smarmy face
Richard, Clayderman's a creep
Richard, all women wail and weep
Richard, Richard makes grannies gulp and blush
French blonde knob, he ain't no bobby crush
Oh, that snotty old hat
Don't wanna see that piano prat's
Eyes of blue
Why's he, constantly cocky
Smug and slimy?
And every single time he smiles
He makes me spew
Ballade Pour Adeline's a disgrace
Steal his score coz he's a waste a space
Smash his smarmy
Smash his smarmy face
Richard, Clayderman's a creep
Richard, all women wail and weep
Richard, Richard makes grannies gulp and blush
French blonde knob, he ain't no bobby crush
Richard Clayderman’s A Creep was written by Michael Algar.
Richard Clayderman’s A Creep was produced by Michael Algar.
The Toy Dolls released Richard Clayderman’s A Creep on Fri Sep 13 2019.