Richard

[Verse]
I am the one who can raise the hairs on the necks of innocent men
I come from Toledo, but now I live in Davenport
One of the quad cities, if you know where that is

[Pre-Chorus]
I have a job to do, and I do it well
I have a job to do, and I do it well

[Chorus]
I've been called Lucifer
I've been called Satan
But my name is Richard
And you can call me Dick

[Post-Chorus]
I've got a job to do
I work at the bank
I foreclose on delinquent loans

[Verse 2]
I am the one who can send shivers down the backs of innocent men
I have a job to do, and I do it well
Last week we took the farm of some deadbeat farmer
He killed off all of his cattle before we could auction them off
Let me tell you
That sort of thing really pisses me off

[Chorus]
Well I've been called Lucifer
Yes, I've been called Satan
But my name is Richard
And you can call me Dick

[Outro]
I've got a job to do, and I do it well
All over this tri-state area