RICE | Lil Dicky - Earth (Asian Parody)

We love the rice
It is our favorite
We love wonton
It makes us whole

We love noodle
We love yo muda
We beat you at league
Cause we are pros

Hi!
Im vietnamese
I say duma may
Eat pho everyday
And my cu is huge!
Herro, i am china
China numba wan
Likesumdee fukka yo!
Im the bruce lee
And i always like to kick
Hows it going im chow
Ooooooo u can't see my dick oooo
Im fat mudafukka
And im a boss hokage
You that lil bitch thats always screaming sasuke
Im a human caculator
Ima get that A+
And im kanye east

We smoke the rice
It is our favorite
We love hentai
And ur mom bumhole

We love noodle
We phuc yo muda
She love me long time
Cause shes a hoe

Likeasumboody whyuphuconme?
We are the chiggas microwave bread
Here is some plastic, cover remote
We just some asians, fresh off the boat
Omae wa mou shindeiru
We make good hentai for yuu
In my restaurant, i make meals with ur pet
What duh phuc jackiechan
Im a pikachuuuu
Im kim jung looking for my next nuke
But ima fail my driving course
But like come on, i know the rules doesnt red mean drive
I need healing im genji
I listen to bts all of the time
So what its cringe
Korea: we love u america
Japan- we forgive america
Vietnam: hey you remember
We defeat u america

We smoke the rice
It is our favorite
We love hentai
And ur mom bumhole

We love noodle
We phuc yo muda
She love me long time
Cause shes a hoe