Rhythm Thief the Musical

[PHANTOM R]
Phantom R… The boy who duped France’s finest… They call him an art thief, but I know the truth. And the truth is...
I'm the rhythm thief.

My name is Raphael
As you can tell...
I'm the Rhythm Thief
This coin's my only clue
To find my dad;
It's got a match at the Louvre!

Rest assured, art I've procured
I'll only use for it's clues
And safely return!
Now it's time for the show!
Hit the lights! Here we go!
My heisting's enticingly feisty, I know!

Take care of the place until I get back, Fondue!

[INSPECTOR VERGIER]
Drat! That Phantom R
Escapes my grasp
But hе cannot be far...
I've got a hunch he's on thе move...
I'll chase him down
And catch him at the Louvre!

You like to dance with the finest of France?
Well, we'll see in Paris
Who it is who is laughing last!
Today's the day you find crime doesn't pay
As I grin and bring you in
Thanks to Vergier!

[INSPECTOR VERGIER, PHANTOM R]
Do I know you?
No… You know, I just have one of those faces...
You look familiar...
Thanks... You do, too

[MARIE]
Gentlemen, please save me
From a man who's raving
'Bout a "Dragon Crown!"
I think he's evil, and I believe he'll ("Hey! It's that symbol!")
Take over France!

[MARIE, (PHANTOM R)]
Don't know what it means, but (Where'd you get that weird-)
Occasionally it gleams! (-violin?)
Name's Marie, by the way! (The mark on the side's-)
Nice to meet! (-pretty sweet!)
Family's gone! (And it matches this sign-)
Where's my mom? (-on this coin here of mine!)
All I've got is this sheet? (What's it mean?)

[INSPECTOR VERGIER, NAPOLEON]
How many floors does this elevator stop on?!
Napoleon has arrived!

You!

[MARIE, NAPOLEON, INSPECTOR VERGIER, (PHANTOM R): (all simultaneously)]
Get him! Oh, please stop him 'cause he seems a little wacky!; I will soon; I've got you now!; (It's a mix-up!)
What a horrid outfit; seems his fashion's tacky!; Rule the world!; You've got no way out!; (Listen, Mister!)
I can almost smell him and he's practically the scent of death!; Silence, you insolent girl!; Vergier arrests you in the name of France!; (Let's not make quick judgement calls!)
And I find him quite appalling, and not at all enthralling! I'm the King! Number one! You think you're slick, but tonight you have slipped!; (That really isn't true! That's what I'm telling you!)
I hope someone calls the police!; Emperor Napoleon!!!; Now you'll pay for this arrogance!; (This could all be a mistake!)

Gotta find my family, please has anybody seen 'em?; Bow before!; Justice shall prevail!; (No, really!)
Mom may be a Duchess! Isn't that a perfect reason?; Feel my wrath!; I'm sending you to jail!; (That's silly!)
Gotta play my song for her and then we'll finally find out if we really are!; While I split Europe in half!; I'll be the man who caught the legend Phantom R!; (Can't we just be sporting? Have a heart-to-heart?)
I'll be an orphan no more! She'll have all my amore; Devil’s knights come tonight!; All the glory and fame will belong to my name!; (I am sorry, I am sorry)
And be our-; Engarde!; Au revoir,; (Inspect-)
-Bright future!; Bonaparte!; Phantom R!; (-or!)

[INSPECTOR VERGIER]
No, no, wait! Stop that Rhythm Thief!