Rhyme Crime Stoppers

[Hook]
We call them joy bandits, damn shine choppers
Limelight leeches, lying to them children tellin' them that the style is yours
Rhyme rocker, it sounds like a job for the Rhyme Crime Stopper
We call them joy bandits, damn shine choppers
Limelight leeches, lying to them children tellin’ them that the style is yours
Rhyme rocker, it sounds like a job for the Rhyme Crime Stopper

[Verse 1]
A joy bandit will steal your joy, a shine chopper is a dumb ass decoy
Bit your shit so quick like teeth and then there's the limelight leech
Once they're around they don’t leave, just talking and eating and all in the flicks
And you're sayin' “Who the fuck he come with?”
But then you find out later, he done bit your shit!
When you see him, now you wanna throw a fit
Well call the Rhyme Crime Stoppers to handle it

[Hook]
We call them joy bandits, damn shine choppers
Limelight leeches, lying to them children tellin' them that the style is yours
Rhyme rocker, it sounds like a job for the Rhyme Crime Stopper
We call them joy bandits, damn shine choppers
Limelight leeches, lying to them children tellin' them that the style is yours
Rhyme rocker, it sounds like a job for the Rhyme Crime Stopper

[Verse 2]
When I saw ya, I instantly socked ya, then screamed on ya like Chewbacca
“I didn't steal your rhyme,” you lying
I drank vodka and documented everything I watched
By the way you need a good lawyer and a doctor
And this is a perfect time to pull out my boy Glock nine and pop ya
Yeah muthafucka, Rhyme Crime Stopper

[Hook]
We call them joy bandits, damn shine choppers
Limelight leeches, lying to them children tellin' them that the style is yours
Rhyme rocker, it sounds like a job for the Rhyme Crime Stopper
We call them joy bandits, damn shine choppers
Limelight leeches, lying to them children tellin' them that the style is yours
Rhyme rocker, it sounds like a job for the Rhyme Crime Stopper

[Verse 3]
Have you ever popped your nine in nine lives?
And watched them drop like flies?
If so, you just won an extra clip
And a truckload of bodies to drive up the paved road
I’m under control of my body and soul
Called Rhyme Crime Stoppers and we guaranteed to roll

[Hook]
We call them joy bandits, damn shine choppers
Limelight leeches, lying to them children tellin’ them that the style is yours
Rhyme rocker, it sounds like a job for the Rhyme Crime Stopper
We call them joy bandits, damn shine choppers
Limelight leeches, lying to them children tellin' them that the style is yours
Rhyme rocker, it sounds like a job for the Rhyme Crime Stoppers