Rhino

[Verse 1]
I’ve been gettin’ drunk at the house and I started pretty early this evenin’ (I'm feelin' good)
I can keep goin’ all night and you stupid if you think I need a reason (yup)
I called up the homie and he said to head over ‘cause he think he got a plan now (alright I'll be there)
And I don’t know shit about shit but I guarantee no matter what I am down (white people shit)
So I threw on some nice shit (whoop)
Called me an Uber; that bitch was a hybrid (yeeurm)
Got to the house where my homie resided (hey)
He opened the fridge; it was full of surprises (aw man)
And now I’m excited with shots of tequila (yum)
His buddy came over, then we took a ski trip (uh oh)
And this is too much; I think I’m gonna be sick (ugh)
Oh wait, no, I’m chillin’; I just need a reset – pause
Now we headin’ to a nice bar ‘cause the homie know somebody who’s workin’ (hey guys) (hey)
One of them exclusive ass places; ah shit, I better tuck my shirt in (ah, son of a bitch)
Security let us on by ‘cause we told him we were here to see Rhino
But if ya ask me what the hell this cracka looked like, I would tell ya “Hell if I know” (who the fuck is Rhino?) (I don't know)
But we got to the roof
Bourgeois ass place full of people in suits (what's up?)
Finally found Rhino and got introduced
He bought us a round of some 100 proof -
Alcohol and immediately he became my new homie (hey)
And girls all be starin at us ‘cause you know we -
Roll deep with some handsome ass crackas who goin’ - (mmhmm)
To take over LA like no one before us – Amen!

[Hook]
Da da da, da da da da, da da da da da da
Amen - Da da da, da da da da da da
Da da da da, da da da da da da (I am drunk!)

[Verse 2]
We started headin’ to another club while drinkin’ and puffin’ on the good stuff
They ain’t lettin’ nobody in except us ‘cause the homie got the hook up (ha ha, bitches)
I ain’t never seen this many dumb bitches in one location (one, two, three four, five)
Yea she look fine in that dress, but I bet ya she don’t look good naked (uh, you're probably fat)
We got us a table
Passed around bottles with different labels (one for you, one for you)
People are lookin’ and wonder who we are (how's it goin'?)
Half of ‘em think that we’re big time TV stars (but we're not)
Got us a flask and we filled it with ammo
My dawg pointed out this hot chick wearin’ camo (who her? damn)
I told him “don’t worry, I got this shit handled”
And I made advances toward her on the dancefloor; and so - (excuse me miss)
Right then and there my homie realized I’m a damn good wingman ('cause I'm pretty)
‘Cause 5 minutes later she and her cute friends joined us and the fun began (this is... Sarah?)
Oh shit, Nelly’s in the buildin’ and he’s probably on the same stuff we on (must be the money)
3 shots later and I’m thinkin’ “God dammit, if I keep this up, I’ll be gone” (I don't feel that good)
But I’m havin’ fun
My homie said “Come with me, bro, we ain’t done” (what?)
We went to the back where there’s no one but us (ok)
He gave me some shit that I rubbed in my gums (oh!)
And I came back to life like the night had just started (hey!)
My boy said “let’s go” ‘cause he heard of a party (oh, ok)
My cup was still full, but I chugged it regardless
And half went in me and the rest hit the carpet
But I just said “fuck it” ‘cause that shit was free (bitch)
We rounded the squad and went out to the street (yea)
Called us a cab and we split it for cheap
Hours of clubbin’, we still look on fleek – Amen! (hmm) (yes sir)

[Hook]
Da da da, da da da da, da da da da da da
Amen - Da da da, da da da da da da
Da da da da, da da da da da da (alright now I'm fucked!)

[Verse 3]
Now we rallied at this house I ain’t been to (oh shit)
My boy said “you look tired; you need something in you”
He handed me a capsule and I asked what he’s into (uh, what is this?)
He said “just shut the hell up and come to the next venue” (what?)
The next one? Shit, I thought that we were just finishin’
But a couple minutes in, a bunch of people were enterin’ - (who are all these people?) (I don't know)
In the crib that I was sittin’ in and my head was spinnin’
And then I asked him to be honest “just how crazy we finna get?” (um)
But then a chill traveled down my spine (hey, ok)
Guess I the pill I took finally crossed that line
And the only thing at that point on my mind -
Was that I’m about to roll and have a great ass time (wee)
We arrive, get patted down, then enter (don't touch me there)
Now it makes sense as to why I’ve never been here
Hit the main room and see folks just posted
Everybody’s doin’ their coke out in the open (that can't be legal)
Alcohol everywhere; bar’s cash only (I don't have any)
Now I’m getting’ drunk and lost; where’s the homie?
‘Cause everybody split up; then I check my phone
Text sayin’ that he’s callin’ it a night and goin’ home
Fuck! I’m way too in it and can’t call it an evenin’
Whatever I am on has reached the point of it peakin’
So I let him go and proceeded to find a decent -
Area to be at peace, but the people here got me freakin’
‘Cause everyone’s coming up to me offerin’ shit - get off of me!
Gotta be getting’ close to 5 o’clock; this is not for me
And how could I be so dumb to go get lost on this property -
With my body’s concoction of 30 toxins inside of me?
God, I gotta calm down; look around, what’s familiar?
Oughtta be someone from the squad that’s still in here (where are all my friends?)
Saw the back of the head of somebody I think I know (excuse me)
Tapped him on the shoulder; he turned around; it’s Rhino! - Amen!

[Hook]
Da da da, da da da da, da da da da da da
Amen - Da da da, da da da da da da
Da da da da - and then we got the fuck out of there (peace)

So what we doin' tomorrow?