Revenge of the Sidepieces

[Part I]

[Intro]
J-J-J-J-Jake Hole
I love you, Mr. Hole

[Verse 1: Jake Hole]
Got up this morning
Was thinking ‘bout men and boning
‘Bout spanking, wanking, and moaning
How bussy can get me floating
Use teeth when blowing
He got me gagging and choking
Insert it in like a token
He’s taking over my focus
Feel like Charlie in his chocolate factory with all these golden wrappers
Don’t get me pregnant, just check it, make sure it’s not on backwards
He my favorite, I'm breaking, he going faster
The master of booty blasters, I’m starting to sense a pattern
He too good at this, too experienced with it
What if he’s thinking ‘bout another guy whenever he’s in it
If he cheating, I’m leaving, but then I’m not really living
Because his booty the tightest, and well, his pipe is a given
One night, him and I were trying to get our bone on
Sitting in bed waiting to get hard
But then his phone dings, so we didn’t get far
Look down at the screen, it said it's from DigBar

[Refrain: Jake Hole & DigBar]
Is there another man in your life?
Is there another man, a different guy?
Is there another man in your life?
Is there a man out there that’s not me?
Is there another man in your life?
Is there another man, a different guy?
Is there another man in your life?
Is there a man out there that’s not me? (Uh, mmm-mmm)

[Verse 2: DigBar]
I got out of bed early
I’m naked, my head curly
My man in his mid-thirties
I love when we get dirty
I’m lonely this morning
Because my man ain’t here and it’s boring
I’m used to hearing him snoring
It sound like tigers are roaring
He at a friend’s house, this the best man I’ve ever had
Love how he’s so loyal, and he spank me when I’m being bad
I’m worrying about his nudes, like, is anyone else seeing that?
Let me find out he been cheating on me, I’m gon’ beat his ass (Uh, uh, uh)
Maybe I’m overthinking
I fuck him till he start wobbling, like he been overdrinking
I love how we can fuck so many times, my meat would start shrinking
I love how we can fuck so many times, his cheeks will start stinking (Uh)
And that’s real shit, he just came over to make moans
We be going up and down just like a lake flow
Reach my hand up ‘cause I was ‘bout to spank bro
Then his phone rang, and it said that it was Jake Hole

[Refrain: Jake Hole]
Is there another man in your life?
Is there another man, a different guy?
Is there another man in your life?
Is there a man out there that’s not me?
Is there another man in your life?
Is there another man, a different guy?
Is there another man in your life?
Is there a man out there that’s not me? (Mmm-mmm)

[Outro: Jake Hole]
I want all your stuff out of the house
You’re cheating on me with some other guy
I bet his pipe’s not even that good
His booty prolly not even that big

[Part II]

[Intro: Jake Hole]
Uh, yeah, woah
Okay, okay
Eat ‘em out, eat ‘em out, eat ‘em out

[Verse 1: Jake Hole]
I don’t even care, I don’t even need it
I’m moving on, who cares if his meat thick?
I had a G spot, he never could reach it
Maybe his new man can show him and teach him
Smallest of balls, the ugliest toes
How could he go and just cheat on a pro?
We used to bury each other in loads
I used to swim inside his butt with my nose

[Verse 2: DigBar]
It’s DigBar, used to swim in his booty too
His penis was prolly, like, twenty-two
Feet
He was my nigga, like, why would he cheat?
Man, I hope his new man know I can’t be beat
I got my meat printed on his cheeks
I got his teeth printed on my meat
Fuck his new man, I hope he turned deceased (Bitch)

[Verse 3: Jake Hole & DigBar]
Was roaming his booty, I needed a Trojan
Drip too hard, but that’s just the lotion
We ran a train, bro, no locomotion
How could you cheat, how could you lose focus?
We was just chilling, you said I’m your one and only
Then you turn around, fucking on other homies
Remember you get the lotion and rub it on me
Then we eat macaroni, that’s rubber-roni
You were the one, you were my dawg
I had your buns hopped up on my hog
But all along you were greedy
Unsatisfied with my pee-pee
How could I be so blind like Stevie
Remember putting fingers on your wood like Ouija (Remember putting fingers on your wood like Ouija)
Used to be bros like Mario/Luigi
Now I’m watching sad movies by myself on the TV

[Bridge: DigBar]
But that’s okay, I ain’t gon’ lose sleep
I ain’t gon’ never cry over no dudes meat
I can’t be mad at Jake
I’m mad at my man, he playing as both
I don’t understand
We gotta spin back with a plan
Before he go play a whole ‘nother man
I need a—

[Part III]

[Verse 1: Jake Hole]
[?] back arch my back, so I can send him nudes
Even oiled up, I did some squats and somewhat shaved my pubes
He said, “No reply”, so BS about, I’m missing you
He said, “Free tonight, you and I, what you tryna do?”
So I packed up my strap, I’m talking dildos, I’m not talking guns
He don’t know that DigBar coming with me just to clap his buns
He gon’ end up pigeon-toed and walking like he got the runs
Dig-DigBar and I gon’ hit it twice just because it’s fun

[Verse 2: DigBar]
I hopped in the car with Jake
Man, you should of saw the look up on that nigga face
I said, “Are you ready for cake?”
He said, “Hell yeah, nigga, let’s get in his cake”
We bust in the crib, we know where he live
Tie him up tight with a rope on his ribs
He screaming our names, he hella confused
But that’s what you get when you cheat on a dude
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
We giving him backshots (Yeah)
Then we record on the laptop (Huh)
He ain’t never had this black cock (Huh)
We had to get out revenge
Fuck it, we might just go get it again
Jake and DigBar ended up being friends
Now they share a nigga together, the end

[Outro: Jake Hole]
Maybe next time you’ll think twice before you cheat on me
Cheat on DigBar
Get your booty clapped real hard
You don’t want that