Return of the Paperboy

[Intro]
Devereaux

[Chorus: Darby O'Trill]
Lately I (Lately I)
Been feeling like I lost my shine (Been feeling like I lost my shine)
Nothing makes me satisfied (Nothing makes me satisfied)
And I don't know why (And I don't know why)
Lately I (Lately I)
Been feeling like I lost my mind (Been feeling like I lost my mind)
Everything's a waste of time (Everything's a waste of time)
And I don't know why (And I don't know why)

[Verse 1: Darby O'Trill]
Late night creeping circling the lake (Skrrt, skrrt, skrrt)
Thoughts in my head telling me increase the murder rate
Wield a flamethrower, make the flesh and bone burn away
People evil shit, all these idiots deserve the pain
Spent all day dying just to earn some pay
Cashin' people out at the Circle K
I want to choke my boss's neck until he has a purple face
For all the evil hurtful shit that I have heard him say
One hand on the wheel as the other grip the Glock
How easy it will be to target someone on a walk
I see some slob who tried to criticize the way I do my job
He was rolling with his dawg when his head was blasted off
Wield a homemade bomb and I hide inside the wood
Wait until I see a cop and throw the boomer on his hood
The way they think they're better than me, I have never understood
He tried to get out of his car but exploded before he could
My neighbor beats his wife, I hear them fighting every night
How many times would she let him blacken her eyes?
I see them through the window, I am standing just outside
Before he gets a chance to swing his fist, his neck will be slit from behind

[Chorus: Darby O'Trill]
Lately I (Lately I)
Been feeling like I lost my shine (Been feeling like I lost my shine)
Nothing makes me satisfied (Nothing makes me satisfied)
And I don't know why (And I don't know why)
Lately I (Lately I)
Been feeling like I lost my mind (Been feeling like I lost my mind)
Everything's a waste of time (Everything's a waste of time)
And I don't know why (And I don't know why)

[Verse 2: Darby O'Trill]
Early morning lurking, plotting Judgment Day
Any sense of safety is subject to change
Ideas begin to race through my corrupted brain
I could stab your face or use a pillowcase to suffocate
Such a waste, they used to play, why not do something more creative? (Okay)
I might as well do something that will make a major statement
So they put me on the news and call me the new Satan
And all of you's watching will then believe that I'm sacred
Make a series out my stories, sell the script to Netflix
Make me seem like I'm somebody that they all connect with
A whole episode where I use bones to make a necklace
Now they're rooting for the guy who they all once neglected
Put a bear trap on your doorstep, ring the bell and dip
Hide behind a bush, I'm laughing as I watch you step in it
The spring releases and the teeth will cause your flesh to rip
And I emerge as if to help and smash your head in with a brick
Mr. Nobody, I'm just an average guy
I fantasize a life where I feel satisfied
Trust me, you do not want to know the things that I have in mind
Otherwise, you might discover what my attic hide

[Outro: Darby O'Trill]
Oh my god! Alright!