Return of Jane

Cella Dwellas - “Return of Jane”
[Emcee(s): Phantasm and U.G.]
[Producer(s): Nick Wiz]

[Verse 1: Phantasm]
Who killed Jane? Not the Hit Squad—they’ve been framed
‘Cause it wasn’t Jane.  It was some chick named Elaine, her twin
Sister (Sister) who shacked up with a richer mister
Who had a contract on his back, they both got whacked
So check it. I’m up in Empire Roller Disco
Plus I’m feeling nice ‘cause I had some Cisco
Oh Lordy. Ayyo, I slide and meet a shorty
About a buck-forty, eyes real naughty
No joke, I wouldn’t base my hopes on the soaks, take a
Trip down Memory Lane, it’s the return of Jane

[Verse 2: U.G.]
Yeah
Sit back like you’re in class ‘cause I’m about to teach
Hey, I think I met Jane at Jones Beach on-stage
The crowd was in a rage when we ripped it
When I started staring at this chick that was thick as sh…
I paid for two, hugged her curve like a Lexus
In my mind, I thought about how I could sex this
Cutie with the booty, no stretch marks
First kiss, firecrackers then sparks
Under Ground and Jane sitting in a tree (Tree)
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First came love, then came marriage
Then came Jane with the baby carriage

[Hook: Cella Dwellas and (Sample)]
(“Jane, stop this crazy thing!”)
A gold-digger with an hourglass figure
(“Jane, stop this crazy thing!”)
J-to-the-A-to-the-N-to-the-E

[Verse 3: Phantasm and (U.G.)]
On the
Cellular. Yo, she’s a dime—I’ve been telling ya
Man, U.G., I think I found my genie
Age 26, my number one draft pick
From all the rest, got first dibs plus her own crib
She just flew back in town (From where?) from Dallas (Dallas)
And said she wants the Tall Man to come to her palace
I’m over there tonight to watch the Bulls catch licks from
The Knicks, and, at halftime, I watch Rod Strick’s
Get biz and izm. I feel lucky to shoot the jizm in her
Triangular prism, and that’s the realism
(Where does she live, kid?) Out in Bed-Stuy. (Do-or-Die?)
Come on now, baby, ‘cause I’m packing the tree—hit it!

[Verse 4: U.G.]
I got
A phone call. “Who is it?” (“It’s me, boo.”) “Oh”
She said, (“Hey daddy-O, why don’t you come to the crib, where we could
Wine and dine and relax in the sauna
I got this Cisco in me, you can do what you wanna.”) Aww
Shucks, I got to hide the bucks in my shoe here when I’m
Naked ‘cause this chick Jane likes to steal. I flip
On the wears, and my hair smells like Nexus
(Oo-oo-oo) Yo, I jump into the Lexus on
The highway. It’s a Friday, can’t wait to see her
I pick up two slices from the local pizzeria

[Hook: Cella Dwellas and (Sample)]
(“Jane, stop this crazy thing!”)
A gold-digger with an hourglass figure
(“Jane, stop this crazy thing!”)
J-to-the-A-to-the-N-to-the-E

[Verse 5: Cella Dwellas]
[Phantasm]
Got to
The cribs, nip, “Ayyo, where the bathroom at?”
“Three doors to the left, and hurry up back. What’s
The matter?” “I need a record deal.” “No riff, I got
Mad connects ‘cause I used to sex Parrish Smith”
[U.G.]
Knock, knock
“Who, who is it?” stuttering and twitching
U.G., come through the back door, and I’ll let you in the kitchen
[Phantasm]
Ayyo
I’m flipping (Flipping). “If that’s a nigga, he’s on my hit-list”
“Calm down. It was just a Jehovah’s Witness”
[U.G.]
I entered
Through the back (Back), I see Black Knights and smell Fahrenheit
(Uh huh) Pewww! Jane took flight
[Phantasm]
I started to chase, but who’s the kid with the dreads and Hil-
-figer. Oh no! That can’t be my nigga
“What you doing near the studio next week?”
[U.G.]
Nah
B, I came to see Jane, my little freak, freak
She been too. “Ayyo, Jane! Yo, where’d she go?”
We hit the back as she flashed through the bathroom window

[Hook: Cella Dwellas and (Sample)]
(“Jane, stop this crazy thing!”)
A gold-digger with an hourglass figure
(“Jane, stop this crazy thing!”)
J-to-the-A-to-the-N-to-the-E