Retard Girl (Live at The Shamrock, October 17, 1989)

[Verse 1]
Retard girl makes us sick
Let's all poke her with a stick
Well, she walks funny, kinda like a pig
God, I hate that retard girl

[Chorus]
See the retard girl, walking in the schoolyard
In the same dress from fourth grade
See the retard girl, cross-eyed in the schoolyard
Looking for the friend she made

[Post-Chorus]
The retard girl
Retard girl
The retard girl
Yeah, don't forget her face

[Verse 2]
As shines the moon among the lesser fires
She is sucking dick out in the yard, woah
Well, she walks funny, kinda like a pig
God, I hate that retard girl

[Chorus]
Hey, the retard girls all walk funny
She don't think like the others do
See the retard girl squirming in the mud
Throw her in the trash can, woah, see what she does

[Post-Chorus]
The retard girl
Retard girl
The retard girl, fuck you!
Yeah, don't forget her face

[Verse 3]
I asked her mother, "Why'd you implode?"
Well, her head's so big, it just might explode
And she walks funny, kinda like a pig
God, I hate, well, fuck you
Hey!

[Chorus]
See that retard girl staring at the sun
What does she see?
See the retard girl stare at everyone
I hope she doesn't see me

[Outro]
Retard girl, the retard girl
The retard girl
Yeah, don't forget her face