Jonathan Coulton
Jonathan Coulton
Jonathan Coulton
Jonathan Coulton
Jonathan Coulton
Jonathan Coulton
Jonathan Coulton
Jonathan Coulton
Jonathan Coulton
Jonathan Coulton
Jonathan Coulton
Jonathan Coulton
Jonathan Coulton
The fifteenth song in Jonathan Coulton’s Thing a Week project, it seems to be a straight-up homage to Radiohead song ‘Fitter Happier’ – both feature a spooky computerised voice and have discordant background music.
I will clean up my toys
I will brush my teeth twice a day, and wash my hands after going to the bathroom and before eating
I won't tease dogs - even friendly ones. I will avoid being bitten by keeping my fingers and face away from their mouths
I will drink milk and water, and limit soda and fruit drinks
I will apply sunscreen before I go outdoors. I will try to stay in the shade whenever possible and wear a hat and sunglasses
I will try to find a sport (like basketball or soccer) or an activity (like playing tag, jumping rope, dancing or riding my bike) that I like and do it at least three times a week!
I will always wear a helmet when bicycling
I will wear my seat belt every time I get in a car. I'll sit in the back seat and use a booster seat until I am tall enough to use a lap/shoulder seat belt
I'll be nice to other kids. I'll be friendly to kids who need friends - like someone who is shy, or is new to my school
I will take care of my body through physical activity and nutrition
I will choose non-violent television shows and video games, and I will spend only one to two hours each day - at the most - on these activities
I will wipe negative "self talk" (i.e. "I can't do it" or "I'm so dumb") out of my vocabulary
When I feel angry or stressed out, I will take a break and find constructive ways to deal with the stress, such as exercising, reading, writing in a journal or discussing my problem with a parent or friend
When faced with a difficult decision, I will talk with an adult about my choices
I will be careful about whom I choose to date, and always treat the other person with respect and without coercion or violence
I will eat at least one fruit and one vegetable every day
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Happy New Year
Resolutions was written by Jonathan Coulton.
Jonathan Coulton released Resolutions on Fri Dec 30 2005.