Reproduction

The parts of a flower are so constructive that
Very, very often the wind will cause pollination
If not, then a bee or any other nectar gathering creature
Can create the same situation
Yes, anything that gets the pollen to the pistils
Is right on the list, I'll try to make it crystal clear
A flower's insatiable passion turns it's life into a circus of debauchery

Now you see just how the stamen gets it's lusty dust onto the stigma
And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy starts in spring is no enigma
We call this quest for satisfaction a what, class?
A photoperiodic reaction!
Oh, that's good, oh, that's very good
Hey, I'm lost where are we? Chapter two, page five

Reproduction, reproduction
Put your pollen tube to work
Reproduction, reproduction
Make my stamen go berserk
Reproduction
I don't think they even know what a pistil is
I got your pistil right here
Where does the pollen go?

Next chapter, in an abstract way
The same thing applies to the reproductive organs
Of the more complex life forms, but now we are dealing with sexual response
Are there any questions before we begin reading?

Is it possible the female member of some sex on a couch
Could like get this guy all hot and she never even knew it?
When a warm-blooded mammal in a tight little sweater
Starts pullin' that stuff, she's saying that she wants to do it?
Can't prove it by me
'Cause they change their tune when you got 'em in the backseat
With his heart beatin' fast
They make it sound like a track meet, gross!
Yeah, then all they can do is say
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"

Reproduction, reproduction
"Baby, give it to me now"
Reproduction, reproduction
"Is that all you think about?"
Reproduction
"Come on baby, show me that you really love me so!"
Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up
Where does the pollen go?

The human is the only being capable of consciously controlling its number of offspring
Are there any comments on this?
Mr. Stuart, is it true that guys like you, you know, mature and all
Carry some protection with them for sexual occasions?

What's the big deal? Can't a girl just do that thing in a book
Where she adds up the days of her, uh
What do you call it? Mentalstration?
Oh, that's really neat!
Yeah, and what'll the guy say if the numbers don't add up right, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Reproduction, reproduction
Hope he's proud of what he's done
Reproduction, reproduction
He was only pokin' fun
Reproduction
See what happens when a boy and girl don't know how to play it safe?

Reproduction, reproduction
Reproduction, reproduction
Reproduction, reproduction
Reproduction
Where does the pollen go?