Rene

[Verse 1]
Well, there she is parading on the quayside
You can find her every night
Waiting for a stevedore from Tyneside
Why, it's Rene, the docker's delight

[Verse 2]
And if you just got off an oil tanker
And you've got the readies in the bin
Just make your way down to the Crown & Anchor
Ask for Rene (Ooh, hello ducks!) and you'll be well-in

[Chorus]
Well, she's Rene, the docker's delight
And a ship's in every night
Groping with a stoker from the coast of Kuala Lumpur

[Bridge]
Love is like an 'ole in the wall
A line-up in the warehouse, no trouble at all
If you can spare the money, you'll have a ball
She'll have yours, ah

[Verse 3]
Well, there's a kid of every shape and colour
Safely hid in coal sheds, double-locked
Well, it's been said that Rene is the mother
I wonder, well, there you go (Ha!)

[Chorus]
She's Rene, the docker's delight
And a ship's in every night
Groping with a stoker from the coast of Kuala Lumpur

[Instrumental Outro]