Remotely

Remotely
By Jared Freedman

Chorus:
Quarantine a blessing I be singing karaoke
Caught so many dubs they had to get my ass a trophy
Family by my side you know I’m never feeling lonely
Ask me how we do this shit
We do this shit remotely

Hop up in a zoom and I be chillin with my floaties
Throw away them bagels cause they looking kind of moldy
I ran out of food so I be eating macaroni
Ask me how we do this shit
We do this shit remotely

Verse 1:
From my house from my house now
Two months on the same damn couch now
I been watching different movies every night now
And I can’t remember the last time I been out the house
Wakey wakey eggs and bakey eat them in the morning
Focused on vacation nothing else is that important
Running with some randoms told me they live up in Portland
I could run some games until this shit gets really boring

Chorus:
Quarantine a blessing I be singing karaoke
Caught so many dubs they had to get my ass a trophy
Family by my side you know I’m never feeling lonely
Ask me how we do this shit
We do this shit remotely

Hop up in a zoom and I be swimming with my floaties
Throw away them bagels cause they looking kind of moldy
I ran out of food so I be eating macaroni
Ask me how we do this shit
We do this shit remotely

Verse 2:
Checking the news every second I’m just tryna make it through the day
Conflicting reports and I can’t really trust what people say
Stimulus checks but I ain’t even getting paid
Our president’s struggling feel like we should make a trade

Virus got me locked up in a game
Feeling like it’s 2K
With no NBA
Buzzer beater 3’s like I’m Dame

This shit ain’t easy but I won’t complain
Slap on my yeezys and walk through this rain
Mask on, mask off
We bringing that test in as soon as you cough
Hand sanitizer all up in my bag
Stand 6 feet apart just so you don’t get mad

Chorus:
Quarantine a blessing I be singing karaoke
Caught so many dubs they had to get my ass a trophy
Family by my side you know I’m never feeling lonely
Ask me how we do this shit
We do this shit remotely

Hop up in a zoom and I be swimming with my floaties
Throw away them bagels cause they looking kind of moldy
I ran out of food so I be eating macaroni
Ask me how we do this shit
We do this shit remotely

Bridge:
Remotely
Families whipping their groceries
Wonder how we’ll tell these stories
Wondering where this is going

Accepting these changes
But the fear is contagious
Oh I hope that we make it

Chorus 2X:
Quarantine a blessing I be singing karaoke
Caught so many dubs they had to get my ass a trophy
Family by my side you know I’m never feeling lonely
Ask me how we do this shit
We do this shit remotely

Hop up in a zoom and I be swimming with my floaties
Throw away them bagels cause they looking kind of moldy
I ran out of food so I be eating macaroni
Ask me how we do this shit
We do this shit remotely