Religious Ripoff

Telling me how to live my life
Where's your bible? Where's your money?
You can't sell religion through the tube
Send you money, we'd all get screwed

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Religious Ripoff/ Gospel Scam
Ernest Angeley/ Billy Graham
Upside-down cross is what you should wear
Religious Ripoff everywhere

T.V. evangelists put on a show
Trying to tell me what they know
Just send us money and you'll be saved
Pretty soon you'll be our slave

[Chorus]
Religious Ripoff/ Gospel Scam
Ernest Angeley/ Billy Graham
Upside-down cross is what you should wear
Religious Ripoff everywhere

You say this program may change my life
When all you give me is song and dance
I can get that slime if I watch prime-time
What you do is gospel crime

[Chorus]
Religious Ripoff/ Gospel Scam
Ernest Angeley/ Billy Graham
Upside-down cross is what you should wear
Religious Ripoff everywhere