Oh reject me
Don't believe me
Send me home
Oh reject me
Don't believe me
Send me home
Under my chevron
I whisper secrets
No aggression
Who brings the bacon?
What a pretty apron
It's safe for babies no maybes
Oh reject me
Don't believe me
Send me home
Oh reject me
Don't believe me
Send me home
Fits in your garage
Almost weightless
Here's a collage
Only three fifty
It's very nifty
And so tiny and shiny
Oh reject me
Don't believe me
Send me home
Oh reject me
Don't believe me
Send me home
Oh reject me
Don't believe me
Send me home
Oh reject me
Don't believe me
Send me home