Regina Comet, Inc.

My team is working hard to spin
My image and my clout
But instead of getting restylane
I've got a fragrance coming out

A scent that inspires
All the kids across the globe
That's why I want to hire you
To do that voodoo only you do
Yeah

So pour yourselves a drink
Then raise your glasses, make them clink
And get your hearts and souls in sync
You're writing a jingle for Regina Comet, Inc

You gotta stick with simple chords
And lyrics squeaky clean
The kind that win Teen Choice Awards
Just wipe the lens with Vaseline

And to really sell it
Make a hook that makes thеm hum
We'll bring the stars into alignment
As I sing your sung assignmеnt
Yeah

We're standing at the brink
I'll tell the kiddies with a wink
To check my bio for the link
To hear your new jingle for Regina Comet, Inc

My only hope
Is that you'll say yes
My whole corporation
Depends on this tune

My hope
Is this will address
How relevant I am
It's not just for the 'Gram
The kids on Twitter call me ma'am

And that is why I need your spark
To turn into a flame
You gotta help me hit the mark
Immortalize Regina's name

Yes I need your passion
And your miles and miles of heart
Can't wait til you're writing for us
Let's begin in one more chorus
Yeah

You'll miss it if you blink
So sign the dotted line, don't think!
And help me buy another mink
I'm launching a comet and I'm bringing you along

So let's make a song