Reefer Madness

Open your eyes, you'll get a surprise
Evil is sweeping the nation
It's killing your sons and what merely stuns
Is your daughters are out for sensation
When they turn on their morals are gone
They don't really know what they're doing
It's a teenage malaise, a dangerous craze
Leading their bodies to ruin

Reefer madness has stolen all their souls
Reefer madness is right out of control
Evil reefer madness is a mind eating troll
Evil reefer madness is a mind eating troll

Marijuana monster is stalking the streets
He knows what he's up to, he knows what he eats
He gobbles your body and spits out your mind
If you don't believe it then you must be blind

Reefer madness has stolen all their souls
Reefer madness is right out of control
Evil reefer madness is a mind eating troll

Marijuana's real enough
Marijuana's real enough
Marijuana's real enough

One night I was smoking dope
When I looked at my hands and I saw that I had eleven fingers
One of these fingers fell from my hand onto the carpet
Crawled across the floor, up on my shelf
Inside my piggy bank and stole my stash
Stole my stash
Stole my stash
Stole my stash
Stole my stash
Stole my stash
Stole my stash

Reefer madness, has stolen all their souls
Reefer madness, is right out of control
Evil reefer madness is a mind eating troll
Evil reefer madness is a mind eating troll
Evil reefer madness is a mind eating troll