[Verse 1]
Hey, redneck
Man, ain't you a cool head
Man about town
Hair slicked down
Little grease on your forehead
[Verse 2]
Hey, hey, the things that you say and do
Is gonna make Papa real proud of you
Play football
Hang around the pool hall
Cheat on exam
[Verse 3]
Hey, redneck
Pullin' in at the drive-in
Spend a little mon
Poke a lot of fun
At people tryin' to make a livin'
[Verse 4]
But you never did have much use
For all them cloudies, dagos and Jews
Talk real loud
Draw a big crowd
Baby, you what's happenin', woah
[Bridge]
Hey, hey, hey, red
Heh-heh
Alright
Now, wait a minute, red
Now, listen
[Verse 5]
Hey, redneck, hah
Goin' down to the ghetto
A dollar's worth of gas
Heckle and harass
All the hippies and the weirdos
[Verse 6]
Hey, talk about havin' fun
You a good time son of a gun
Four years of college
Little bit of knowledge
Outsmart the draft board, woah
[Verse 7]
Hey, redneck
All-American lover
God said, "Brain"
You thought He said "Rain"
And you ran for cover
[Verse 8]
Don't you know I done all that I can do
Try to get along with you
You're too much
Everythin' you touch
Turns to somethin' else, alright
[Outro]
Hey, redneck
Bye, bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, redneck
Baby, you got it
That's it
See ya around town