Redder Than That

Here we are reunion night, class of 1985
Guess we've done alright since graduation day - I guess we did okay
Yeah, they tried to teach us all to be pillars of society
Hoping we'd outgrow our redneck ways
But I look around and nothing's really changed

We've been drinking too much wine - we've been having too much fun
We've been laughing loud all night - and woke up everyone
We been swapping lies and swatting flies - and showing our country class
And we both know better - it don't get redder than that

Bobby's preaching down in San Antone - don't seem like all that long ago
Since he mooned us all from the football field - yeah, I remember that
Johnny sold that old Trans Am, now he's in a Mini-Van
I can't believe how old that makes me feel
Hey, but I bet tonight we could get him - to make those tires squeal

We've been drinking too much wine - we've been having too much fun
We've been laughing loud all night - and woke up everyone
We been swapping lies and swatting flies - and showing our country class
And we both know better - it don't get redder than that

Angeline, the homecoming queen - flew all the way from France
She's looking good in them painted on jeans
And, Lord, she sure can dance

She's been drinking too much wine - she's been having too much fun
We been laughing loud all night - and woke up everyone
We been swapping lies and making eyes - and showing our country ass
And we both know better - it don't get no redder than that
We both know better - it don't get no redder than that
Yee, haw - whoo